Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at the ripe old age of 27, I dislocated my hip while making love to my husband. FML
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Fitness for duty
Today, I fucked up by jacking off. I have trouble getting "in the mood" due to medication and other things, so when I do I'm excited to enjoy myself, though it often takes a while and a lot of physical effort to get there. However, in the process of getting off today, I threw out my back and my hip. I'm only 29. FML
Fear Factor
Today, at 28 years-old, I broke the first ever bone in my body. I broke a metacarpal in my hand by going down an inflatable waterside at a children's birthday party. FML
Almost there
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
How? Why? What?
Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
You wanker!
Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Top comments
Mangascribbler 19
How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.
SofaKing619 13
That sucks! But was the sex good?
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motoikkyu 13
What an awful experience! I feel for you, but I assure you, when you're 40, this will make a good story.
Mangascribbler 19
How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.
BananEnigma 24
Or Osteoporosis.... That just isn't right.
SofaKing619 13
That sucks! But was the sex good?
NakedandAfraid 14
Is that even a question
vinnie_boombotz 15
Did you finish?
cootiequeen4444 11
#14 i don't get why you are being down voted. 10/10 would prolly say sex that involves hip breaking is painful and thus not good... not to mention potentially embarrassing though hopefully the sex partner was concerned and helpful rather than judgemental.
Bunnyluver 20
It probably was that good if he was moving his hips that hard!
MasterTron 24
I think we all can say that it was at least climatic for sure.
ezrajab 22
How the hell did you do that at such a young age op?
SherbetGlitter 26
Ohhh that seriously sucks OP, I hope you feel better soon! Hopefully this is just a freak accident rather than a sign of something more serious. Fingers Crossed!
GreedyGreedo 10
So I'm going to go out on a limb and assume you like it rough
bfsd42 20
did you not drink your milk when you were growing up?
SpyroMello 29
I hate milk and never drank a whole lot of it as a kid and I'm not breaking any hips during sex and neither is my boyfriend who also hates milk. So milk has nothing to do with this.
Lalala579121 28
Funny that I just watched this on "Adam Ruins Everything" yesterday. Milk doesn't actually strengthen your bones.
HylianBadger 21
Hey, at least it means you were giving it your all! Still sucks that it happened, though. Hope you heal quickly.
fishinpink 20
stupid phone I meant to up thumb not down thumb. and this stupid app won't let me go bback and change it. and what really gets me hot is when I vote FYL or YDI
Lalala579121 28
Try not to break your hip while you're voting on FMLs, 13.
GhostFox 34
Holy shit, see a doctor. That is an indication of any number of illnesses, with cancer very much being on the list.
GhostFox 34
Unless it was a significant fall, they still shouldn't have broken their hip at that age, barring some illness or condition thinning their bones or otherwise making them more fragile.
crudeandrudeguy 29
They have a broken hip, something tells me they are going to see a doctor...
MDoremis 38
Sometimes it's just the luck of the fall. I was 12/13 when I fell running in gym class and ripped all the soft tissue off my hip and fractured it. And only 15 when I broke both bones above my ankle because I slipped on some water and tripped.
cootiequeen4444 11
remember that college basketball player that broke their leg when landing at just the "right" angle? when it comes to bone breaking, sometimes shit just happens. also, as mentioned they could have fallen ONTO something. maybe their was a "weapon" on the floor... like a bowling ball or a short metal sturdy side table with sinister corners. who knows?
Yudith_fml 11
You too didn't drink your milk when you were young?
BananEnigma 24
Yup, this is true. I've broken a lot of bones, but one of the most painful was when I shattered the growth plate in my big toe... Just by going down a step. Bones are weirdos.
bacincheeseburge 9
You are doing it wrong. Or right :)