Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, after weeks of being engaged and with the wedding date planned, I finally told my parents. They told me it was my best April Fool's joke ever. I should've waited one more day. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
EmpyreanGoddess 0
Here's what you do. Tomorrow, wake up and go " I'm not pregnant!.....April Fools!" That ought to clear a few things up. Congratulations btw :]
fleg 9
...congratulations?
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Comments (82)
withfire 0
He sounds like an asshole. Hopefully it isn't his?
BlerbFace306 0
Tomorrow, when it actually is April Fools, you should be like, "Um, honey, yesterday, I told you I was pregnant, and you thought I was playing a prank on you...but, I am pregnant, so that's not the joke. The joke is...it isn't yours! April Fools! If that doesn't end your marriage, it will be a really good story to tell the kid someday!
SmoothTalker 0
this really sounds like something Homer Simpson would do rofl
zander09 0
Clinic time?
ohhhhshizzz 0
Oh thats just messed up. You should get a pregnancy test show him and do it all with him in the room and then be like, yeah so you see that wasnt an april fool's, idiot(: oh and CONGRATULATIONS(:
Kiquick 0
Little Babies Scare Big Men. I bet he knew what you meant but the thought of it scared him so he played it off as a joke.
rachel13_fml 0
Lol so what are you going to tell him now, huh?
ChelseaAnn08 0
Aw! Congrats though! We get to tell my boyfriends parents sometime soon. We were gonna tell them tomorrow, but....they would prolly think we were April Fools-ing them. I agree with #6! You should so do it!
Will09 0
wut a awesome husband
Kitten125 0
JACKASS!!!!! I hope everything turns out okay.