Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
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bernzz 0
what a insensitive bitch
FFML_314 12
Abuse is a horribly traumatic thing to endure at any point in your life. I'm sorry OP that you had to go through that. I hope the person that hurt you is rotting in jail or in hell. I have 0 tolerance for abusers. I hate people that make excuses for someone that's abusive. You shouldn't be able to walk this earth if you allow such evil to escape from your body! I have dealt with so many sex offenders and it makes me sick to think about the things these people would do. Your girlfriend is obviously being insensitive, but she may just be scared.
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FFML_314 12
Really? What are you guys taking from this FML that I'm not seeing? I'm astounded at how many people are actually calling her a dumb bitch. Fisklesticks! You all need to wake up.
luv2laugh30 0
i cant believe her!
Hellooomindyy 0
Where does it say in the post that the OP is going/ has gone to therapy?
FFML_314 12
It's not in the FML, OP commented above and said he goes to therapy.
bittersweet1 0
OMG I'm so sorry. and they wonder why people don't talk about things like this. it was meant to be dude her being like that. so now you know what kind of person she really is. you need a good girlfriend
kiakia0131 23
Awwwww I'm sorry to hear that she is so insensitive to you. And I'm sorry to hear you were abused. It takes a lot for someone to tell others about such a past, and it takes a lot of trust. And clearly you made a mistake of thinking you could trust her, but that's not your fault. You would think she would be able to be trusted and be sympathetic. So FYL OP :( My bff was sexually abused when he was little too. (He's a little more open about it than you but that ok, only tell what you are comfortable saying) He wouldn't think of hurting a child like he was hurt because he knows how bad it messed him up, and that it is wrong and vile. You don't need someone as insensitive as she is in your life. And be proud that you are breaking that cycle of abuse.
Lmao1997 0
That is absoulutly horrible. Someone you loved and trusted doesn't want you in her life because of abuse that you suffered as a child. What a bitch.
perdix 31
You should have kept your secret to yourself. I don't go around telling everyone about my third ********. . . oops, I just guess I did ;)
Nina0505 0
Wow that's horrible
OopsieDaisies 0
Aww. I'm so sorry. But you don't deserve anyone that would say that to you
nathan001 0
wow