Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years who had taken a job in a new city last month came into town and told me that she had slept with a co-worker last Friday. Last Friday I was incredibly lonely but I turned down a very attractive woman because I didn't want to hurt my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
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Top comments
azhein 0
At least you found out before you got married
schwancy 2
What a dirty hoe bitch.
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Comments (162)
mama2b3 20
well that bites balls :( sorry op
Crimson35124 0
man that sucks. at least she told you
TechnoTaco 0
Woah do you hear that? A word is being screamed in our minds... BIIIIIIITCH!! At least she was sorry I guess but still, FYL OP
allenrotstein 0
"Waiter, please bring me the Tab and one of those big kitchen knifes, please".
ShadyFTW1 0
damn dude that's gotta sting. At least she fessed up. make her give ya special sex then dump her sorry ass
maybeurbaby 0
ya it does! what a dirty little bitch!
DongPiece47 13
So did she
mama2b3 20
well that bites balls :( sorry op
Infamous_Hawk 6
funny I thought u were a girl but now you are a guy?
dudeitsdanny 10
Yes, unfortunately, it wasn't his balls in her mouth. Seriously, though, OP. That ******* sucks. Bitches like that are worth nothing. You'll bounce back. This isn't something to forgive, though.. After a year, it's obviously not something that "just happened" a couple times. Leave her a find a real woman =)
stephanie0613 0
**** that bitch ! find someone that really deserves you . i am sorry op fyl !
triggerit 5
45 he did it many times and in vain...
omfgrofl1337 0
OP I hope you made a typo and meant to write ex-girlfriend* because otherwise, you're pathetic.
maverik5124 6
108 I love your profile pic!
tencalories 3
why do so many douches say he deserved it?
schwancy 2
What a dirty hoe bitch.
Infamous_Hawk 6
haha nice choice of words but maybe you should add another word to it like fatass even if she isn't fat :D
Son_of_Helghan 0
*What a dirty fatass hoe bitch
azhein 0
At least you found out before you got married
suppressed08 2
yeah - she seemed to have genuine guilt about it aswell.
usforever 0
exactly, at least she was good enough to say it before they actually got married...
Jmgonzo 10
Yeah she did have guilt, but not enough. She's been sleeping with her coworker for over a year, so she must not have felt to bad about it the first time
fyourlifelawl 0
break up with the hoe OP
mikeman1744 18
agreed, I hate cheaters
Kgirl2cute 6
pick a tense, past or present!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
What about future?
afallingstar 22
they have no future
Tempuser117 2
^ Win!
ThatLooksSticky 16
LOL! You took the words right out of my mouth...er, fingers.
treesdevin 0
comment 63 . **** the world
FirstBornUnicorn 0
***** bitch ****.
denvan 0
how did you not notice she was cheating for an entire year?
Senseless_487 29
Because I'm pretty sure she didn't do it in the same room as him. Maybe work schedules or school made it possible.
Nightstrike07 1
lol at senseless, the funny part is that denvan is probably being cheated on his/herself
larissa132 0
lmao
Bubbelz 25
Lmao 40. Nice one!
snapso 0
at least she told you OP bisches and hoes
sourgirl101 29
What do ya do when yo' bitch is untrue? You cut that hooker off and find someone new. I need another bitch (another bitch), in my life Sorry I was listening to Biggie today! ** R.I.P.**
SomePeoplesChild 0
Sukismama 2
If there was a "like" burton on this site I would like this comment^^