Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
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Badass
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Request denied
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Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
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bernzz 0
what a insensitive bitch
FFML_314 12
Abuse is a horribly traumatic thing to endure at any point in your life. I'm sorry OP that you had to go through that. I hope the person that hurt you is rotting in jail or in hell. I have 0 tolerance for abusers. I hate people that make excuses for someone that's abusive. You shouldn't be able to walk this earth if you allow such evil to escape from your body! I have dealt with so many sex offenders and it makes me sick to think about the things these people would do. Your girlfriend is obviously being insensitive, but she may just be scared.
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Comments (386)
shadowsbane 0
Wow, that sucks OP. She's a bitch, you will be better off with someone else. Good luck man.
Hamsterzilla 0
well, she should've talked to you about it first..
WtfLoser 13
Chin up, OP . < 3 She doesn't deserve you .. Doesn't know what you're worth. Cheer up.
highsheep 0
YDI for wanting to molest her kids.
MrBoomBot 0
haha am I the only one that finds this funny? instant favorite
Emmy_The_Great 2
I'm sorry about your childhood, FYL, but why would you be comfortable to only tell 3 people, but then you go on here and announce it to the world ?
Benjaminator 0
it's anonymous, idiot
hotlilmomma 0
she was so wrong to do that but it's better that you found out now u don't wan to be witha dumb bitch like that don't let what she did effect u in your next relationship she doesn't know enough about abused cases to pass the judegement like that sorry op :(
towboatdude 0
Tell the bitch to grow up. if she done you this way. when ur spilling ur guts out to her. you didn't need her anyways. sorry to hear that bad things happened that u didn't ask for
taffy1239 3
awwwwwwww, op I'm so sorry. but you should be glad she broke up with you, cuz you can't change an insensitive person's heart.
britttttaney 0
That really sucks :( but at least you found out what kind of person she is and now you can find someone more deserving of you.