Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, these cute girls approached me and asked me to take a picture of them. One girl asked me if I could send it to her because her phone had died. I was excited to have her number, but it turns out that she deleted the message after she sent the picture to herself. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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blastvortex 4
And just what did you think she was going to do with your phone? If she wasn't doing something weird with your phone, she would probably just be stealing it. YDI for handing her your phone. It isn't like it's the end of the world either. She's but one fish in a big pond. Try again.
Veritas143 0
All I cared about is the first part because it reminded me of Blink-182... Everythings better when she's around, I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town..
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Comments (48)
discosoup 0
Sux bro.
hairt 4
:(
22cute 17
Think back to what you said/ did between when she gave you her number & when she asked for your phone. That's the key here. Never do that again...
Starcatch77 20
I'm just wondering why she even gave him her number in the first place, if she didn't want to she could've just said no.
WTFsGoingOn 0
YDI for giving her your phone to begin with. If you exchanged cell numbers she obviously could have just used her own if she needed one. Give your phone NUMBER to hot girls, not your phone. Lesson learned.
Starfire22 5
Wow that was smooth, but she shouldn't have given it to you if she didn't want u to have it... Sorry OP, FYL!
stoobo 0
I feel sorry for you but thats a good one
Gfrigo 1
I'm a huge Blink182 fan. this totally reminds me of their song girl at the rock show.
blastvortex 4
And just what did you think she was going to do with your phone? If she wasn't doing something weird with your phone, she would probably just be stealing it. YDI for handing her your phone. It isn't like it's the end of the world either. She's but one fish in a big pond. Try again.
Veritas143 0
All I cared about is the first part because it reminded me of Blink-182... Everythings better when she's around, I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town..
calibabe0321 6
Omg I thought I was the only one
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, obviously it wouldn't have worked out anyway. Forget about her and move on. She's not worth the time you spent typing this fml.
Noire_ 0
Lol, ouches.
fmlloverrct 0
ohh that sucks
thegate 0
you fell in love with the girl at the rock show she said what and you told her that you didn't know she's so cool, gonna sneak in through her window oh, except you can't bc you got owned. HAHA.