Today, I told my girlfriend of 2 years that I was sexually abused as a kid. She was only the third person I've told. She reacted by breaking up with me because I "might do something" to her kids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
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bernzz 0
what a insensitive bitch
FFML_314 12
Abuse is a horribly traumatic thing to endure at any point in your life. I'm sorry OP that you had to go through that. I hope the person that hurt you is rotting in jail or in hell. I have 0 tolerance for abusers. I hate people that make excuses for someone that's abusive. You shouldn't be able to walk this earth if you allow such evil to escape from your body! I have dealt with so many sex offenders and it makes me sick to think about the things these people would do. Your girlfriend is obviously being insensitive, but she may just be scared.
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Comments (386)
CantStopTheMetal 0
hahahaha sucks for you, now go on your way touching 7 year olds like we all know you are going to
kscott88 0
I just clicked "YDI" but I didn't mean to I'm sorry!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
This makes as much sense as giving up Catholicism because the media has reported that some priest molested children. Perhaps I should raise my children Baptist, cause there's less media reports about them molesting children. And you Never hear a report that says "Some Atheist molested a child today".
medfly 2
uh... a bit of a difference here... priest vs. ordinary person... also, OP, you just told a few thousand people.
syed121417 22
I don't believe you should convert because of what the media says, the only reason media has more catholic priests molesting because there are more catholic priests and the media chooses to show that more. You know your religion, and molestation definitely isn't part of Catholicism. I don't really see your logic here. What you chose to believe shouldn't be affected my media. It's like me saying "Oh some people think Muslims are terrorists, even though I know islam does not promote violence but I'm going to convert despot my knowledge just because of a disgusting stereotype." It makes no sense.
Wolfyy 0
I think she's narrow minded. I know a few a people who've been sexually abused as a child and seeing what they've gone through and how they react in certain situations,is mind changing. Your saying people are narrow minded because they're bashing on his gf? Well then you obviously have no idea what that does to a person. Anyone who's been through that,would never even want to think of putting anyone through that nor want to re-live thier past in the process of doing that to someone.. So yeah,she's the idiot.
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
dumb bitch even if she makes u a sammich that still don't make up for it but 22 ud be beautiful if u smiled in that picture
Jsalcedo23 0
49 ftw and 51's pic ftw
pcballa1035 0
well now the 6,000 people who read these also know so it's not a secret anymore I guess
Frightening_fml 0
What a bitch.
kimosabi55068 6
good riddance to that bitch
Frightening_fml 0
so much for only three people knowing