Scorned
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Anonymous
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Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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So close…
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Technicality
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Singapore
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Azerbaijan 🌶️ Spicy
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sexisntfun
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, with whom I am genuinely in love. Right after I'd got the condom on, she said, "You do know this is break-up sex, right?" FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
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I will always be in her thought
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after being "pressured" into a relationship with another guy. But it's okay, she said she would think of me every time she made love to him. FML
Top comments
ajh1800 25
You dont want to lose your V card to someone like that anyways. The right person will come along eventually and it will be magical.
Matt Much 12
Been there. Next time cover for lack of experience by asking what your partner likes. That way you are not inexperienced but thoughtful.
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ajh1800 25
You dont want to lose your V card to someone like that anyways. The right person will come along eventually and it will be magical.
RichardPencil 32
It’s completely the opposite for us guys. To us, our virginity is an albatross around our necks we want to get rid of as soon as we can.
Lalala579121 28
But magic isn't real. So you're saying that OP should stay a virgin forever.
Rabite 28
Yeah, only that most of the time losing your virginity is not magical at all but just a painful minute or two.
Matt Much 12
Been there. Next time cover for lack of experience by asking what your partner likes. That way you are not inexperienced but thoughtful.
Lalala579121 28
But why be so dishonest? OP is better off without that person.
Jerry Leberer 12
OP, trust me....you're better off, trust me
nubs 23
Guess you have to wait a bit longer. But you are not alone 😅😉
wrhapsody 10
I don't understand why women act like that. bitch you were a virgin once too.... sheesh. obviously, she wasn't worth your time. also, ignore people who will say your first time will be all special and shit... it won't be. you'll last max 30 seconds and it'll be embarrassing but a good girl will just smile and wait til you're ready to go again.
real life problems 26
Agreed theres nothing special about your first time although I dont know about the 30 second thing that may be just you
wrhapsody 10
I'm a woman so 30 seconds never happens haha just saying I've been on the receiving end of several V cards.
Rabite 28
Yeah only the ones who smile at bad unfulfilling sex are the good ones.
thisisbutaname 38
Inexperience (aka virginity) can be a deal breaker. Maybe she wants a lover that already knows what to to and what he likes, and to avoid dealing with the learning process. It sucks, but it's her right. Op will find someone who doesn't mind I'm sure.
RichardPencil 32
Why did you blurt that out? You shoulda just kept that nugget to yourself!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
maybe you should've shut up until after
sassypenguinxox 15
It was sweet of you to share the info but you would think something like that would come up before your first session, so that she’s not randomly blindsided. Breaking up with you over it was a bit much though. Next time be upfront and the right person would love it.
bobsanction 18
Women are horrible people, what did you expect?
Rabite 28
Aww the misogynist said that women are actually people. The world is good after all!
Woah. 2
It's sad that society cares about that type of shit. the right person will come along, mate. It's better being inexperienced with someone inexperienced it make it more romantic and you learn new things about each other.