Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I decided to break up with my girlfriend. I sat her down and gave her the speech. She broke down in tears and said, “Why does every guy always abandon me? Why am I never good enough?” I felt so bad for her that I took back the breakup and we’re still together now. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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ncochrum 0
Don't you just love hypocrisy?
blue8795 0
Oh yeah, it's definitely you with the communication problem. Ha.
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Comments (122)
ncochrum 0
Don't you just love hypocrisy?
22cute 17
Maybe she really means, "You have a small dick and I'm trying not to hurt your feelings" Get it?
heavyarmz190 2
People love making rules, almost as much as they love not having to live by it themselves
adventurepaws 0
that sucks
BboyHero 0
Ydi for not giving it good to her that's what she means
emmmilyyy 0
yes. as a girl, if i give really crappy reasons for not wanting to see a guy again, or dumping him, it prob means hes terrible in the sack. sorry buddy. but hey maybe it wasnt your skills.. maybe she really is a crazy bitch
PtMbs 0
#50, That just means that you and the girl in the story are the ones with communication problems. If he sucks in bed, TELL HIM HOW TO GET BETTER. Selfish bitches.
Heelix 0
Maybe you both suck in the sack?? you both YDI
apfunction 0
#92: you both ydi? they both they deserve it?
blue8795 0
Oh yeah, it's definitely you with the communication problem. Ha.
L0veh8te 0
She got issues
BAbyR 0
wow
Squirrellord911 0
I'm guessing you made an argument of what a hypocrit she was right?
purple5 0
Talk about a cop out.
FormatEntity 0
I hear ya brother. Almost everyone will run into that kinda girl at least once. Unfortunately I am still seeing that kinda girl myself.
justxdream 0
haha dump her then wtf
genius_man16 1
So dump her if you don't like her. Jesus @OP: That sucks, I hate hypocrites with a burning passion, so I can't imagine what I would have done in that situation, lol
emmmilyyy 0
escape that shit brother. i hate seeing my guy friends date psycho girls that are totally irrational and retarded. cuz it totally makes all girls look terrible. and we arent all terrible.
Heelix 0
Get as much sex as possible then dump her. I been in the same situation man... when i went out with my ex she used to stalk me, an coz she was a bank teller she looked at all my expenses and bank accounts.. and then she accused me of being a phsyco!!
FranzFerdinand 18
51- Weren't you the one that just said you did that same sort of thing as OP's girl when you didn't like the sex instead of talking it out like a normal person? God, THIS is why people think every chick is terrible.
chazstah 0
wow.. my ex was like that. haha you shoulda gave her what she deserved. not a big fan of hitting girls. but just slap them one. those type need it
penizulaface 0
**** you. if you were to slap me i would burn your balls off and serve them to you for dinner. or if you wouldnt let me, i'd teabag you and bite them off..... *drools and becomes aroused by the thought of it*
lmmmr 0
You're a ******* idiot. I'm not surprised you're only 16. Grow the **** up.
penizulaface 0
you're a ******* retard. im not surprised you're still a virgin. get laid.
razzumfrazzum 0
He should've told his homie to powder him up and smacked her with a handful of baby powder lol Stupid people such as her deserve to be pimp smacked with baby powder when they do something stupid. I'm an equal opportunity asshole, your gender will not save you.