Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tatamagouche, Canada
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
MALICEG
Oklahoma City, United States
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
noname
France
Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
JustShutUp
Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML
Anonymous
No more yodelling
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Anonymous
Pittsburgh, United States
Pavarotti next door
Today, I had to hear my neighbor whine again through the walls because he can't talk in a quiet voice. You can hear him from across the street, and that's before he gets drunk. FML
Anonymous
Philippines
Nice try
Today, I got drunk until morning at a college friend's apartment with bunch of strangers. Some officials came in due to the noise and I tried to scare them away by pretending to sing a latin song of worship I made up, thinking they'd respect the gathering if it was a religious one. FML
ThatLove
Make it stop
Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML
Top comments
flashback.miss 28
Should've recorded him
simplysarcastics 26
I imagine his voice was very high pitched, scratchy, and off key. Your poor ears!
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Comments (51)
flashback.miss 28
Should've recorded him
CynePhoba 23
Next one direction star
micha090 21
Record and post it on youtube. For all you know it might become viral hit!
meggieeee92 15
It could be a new #1 hit for all OP knows!
Sacytrl 28
Next thing we know, there might be a FML from the said neighbour's point of view.
isallwaysme 27
lets hope that op has a camera
ThatOneDrummer 8
The only way to get good drunk is to practice drunk.
Pwn17 25
And the reason for opera singing drunk is...?
AKGirlinSD 20
...self pity drinking? You know, the people who drink and get all sad because they didn't follow their dreams and hate their lives. Or someone dared them and, being drunk, they didn't say no.
nightbirdblue 27
Maybe they enjoy opera singing?
simplysarcastics 26
I imagine his voice was very high pitched, scratchy, and off key. Your poor ears!
simplysarcastics 26
I was actually empathizing with op. meaning it has to be really irritating to listen ti someone singing opera drunk. Thanks for the thumbs down guys!!
SonOfAMitch 14
No problems! (Even though you only got -1 thumbs down...)
TypeBbitch 15
Maybe if OP gets drunk as well, he can have a pair of beer muffs to block out the singing. They also match wonderfully with a set of beer goggles!
simplysarcastics 26
Lol 24 i had way more than one thumbs down, its changed in the meantime. Nice profile pic by the way, now I crave cupcakes.
DreamStatic 8
You should practice calling in a noise complaint.
acrasia 5
My neighbors karaoke...every weekend while drunk. For hours.
Dracoboxer357 36
Psh, though not every weekend and usually not drunk, so do I. ;) Join them, it's actually a lot of fun! :)
Lacist 19
Now I get that sucks, but one day and your drunk neighbour opera singing isn't bad at all, get over it it's not affecting your life, call the cops, noise complaint.
eddeeezzyy 19
Kinda reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter can play the piano perfectly when intoxicated. Except in this case, I'm assuming this guy ain't doing too good singing intoxicated.
ilovesarcasm 18
Jean Luc, put some clothes on and head over to sick bay. You're drunk.
NoFlippinWai 24
omfg that was awesome.
plum_lovin 28
Sing along. Then at least you can say you sang just as good as an opera singer.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Or even better.
acrasia 5
Totally would've made a YouTube hit.
babe7260 30
did he sound any better than usual? I know a few people who sound amazing while drunk .
Inked0803 12
I'm imagining him singing like a whale or a dying cat
goldenturtlez 7
He's Dory! :)