Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him for the first time. The L-word is probably one of the only things I'm scared to say, so what did he do? He stared at me blankly before making a farting noise with his mouth and asking if he could go get Chicken Express for dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML
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HyundaiOwner7 0
Mmm... chicken wings...
YacL 15
Does he even remember your name?
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Comments (297)
xXNickiiBabyXx 11
wow...wat a loser -.- i did that once told the guy i liked for years that i love him he said "aw iknow you know what i love? KD" -.- grrrr
Franklin24 3
You know I thought about becoming a vegetarian because I love animals so much but it's so hard because I also love the way animals taste too
RaisedByHorses 0
Time to dump his stupid butt!! Get yourself a real appreciative man!! ( some guys nowadays always being morons)
torisucks 1
My boyfriend always forgets I'm a vegetarian too -_-
missababgaga 19
My boyfriend and I actually bonded over our love of chicken wings :) Just saying!
13yearoldpridigy 1
OP, doesn't listen to the people saying dump him, since comprehension doesn't seem to be there thing. You probably just flustered him when you said 'love' and he just spouted the first thing he thought of. Btw, humans are omnivores,bitches.
vinylscratchp0n3 23
YDI for being vegetarian.
grajax 24
Whether this is an FML or a YDI really depends on how long you've been dating and how long you've known each other. If your the girl that says I love you after a week, then YDI but if it's like a year then it's an FML.
Davros 12
I think he's trying to tell you something