Today, I got put in Facebook jail for telling a guy fat shaming a girl he was a "s*x*st b*st*rd." Immediately after, FB informed me that a person I reported for threats didn't violate community standards. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I complained about being bored to death on Facebook. Someone took it as a suicide threat and called the police. They showed up at my apartment and my workplace. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML
Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I found that my Facebook account had been hacked, and all my friends were deleted. As I tried to add them all back, Facebook reported me as a hacker for adding too many people too quickly. FML
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
Today, Facebook notified me a "friend" had tagged me in one of his photos. It was a group photo of 20, but my face was the only one that was intentionally blocked out with an emoji because I "didn't belong in the group." FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Who cares? If you are serious about Facebook, you must be a QAnon kook or an anti-vaxxer or involved with yet more insane conspiracy theories. Mask up and go outside for a change.
GingerNut 3
Honestly, this isn’t worth worrying over. Don’t stress over a dumb troll and social media
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RichardPencil 32
Who cares? If you are serious about Facebook, you must be a QAnon kook or an anti-vaxxer or involved with yet more insane conspiracy theories. Mask up and go outside for a change.
GingerNut 3
Honestly, this isn’t worth worrying over. Don’t stress over a dumb troll and social media
QueenSaru 28
I mean, as gross as it is, fat shaming isn't really a threat so they're not wrong, unless you've dropped out some significant context here.
tounces7 28
They were talking about reporting some other person who was making threats, not the fat shamer.
tounces7 28
Oh yeah, facebook is total ******* garbage these days. They've become more fascist than the Nazi Regime, frankly.
DLBL 23
But fat-shaming is Hunky-Dory in their "community standards" Fake Book is run by bots, obviously, that detect "trigger words" and put you in FB jail. I once used the word dr*gs in a prescription context and got in trouble. Idiots.