Today, I was out driving with my dad when the car broke down. He made me get out and push. I am a 5 ft tall 90 lb girl, and the car was an SUV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went with my grandma to pickup my uncle and cousins from the airport. On our way there, the car died in the middle of the road. A police officer stopped to help us, he blocked the road while i pushed and my grandma steered. I had to push a minivan, I weigh 115 lbs. FML
Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I pulled into a parking lot, for the car to simply shut off because I ran out of gas. Then I couldn't get the key out of the ignition, so I called my dad, who walked all the way to where I was, only to find out that the car was still in drive. FML
Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML
Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML
Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
Gender equality baby!
RichardPencil 32
You need to bulk up a bit. Thank your dad for the personal training!
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Comments (26)
manb91uk 22
Gender equality baby!
Emma Marshall 19
....gender equality would be both of them pushing....
JustALesbian 16
Yeah but 90 ******* pounds...
DraftHail614 17
Hell yeah!
Emma Marshall 19
Yah obviously but I'm speaking hypothetically
Yudith 28
She could still hold the weel and the car would have been pushed better.
manb91uk 22
You're assuming dad isn't also 5' and 90lbs? Youve made a little short dude very ubhappy
RichardPencil 32
You need to bulk up a bit. Thank your dad for the personal training!
Emma Marshall 19
Not necessarily. That's an average weight for that size.
RichardPencil 32
I don’t think so. My daughter is 5 feet and in the high 90’s and she’s borderline underweight. She’s healthy, though, so I don’t worry.
Spiritbird 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You know it cud have been much worse if you had a zit in your clit. Thank god you didnt have to deal with that.
ARISKomuniszt 24
whawhawhaaat????
thelittlem 15
I had no idea what the hell you were talking about until I kept scrolling lol
ARISKomuniszt 24
Probably would've done better than me anyway xD
MarrymeDB 7
Your dad is trash! Much like some of the dudes in this comment section.
Chazzster 32
That reminds me of the time Mom got stuck in a muddy spot in our very long driveway. I was dressed and ready for school. Dad took me to school. Mom had me push the car while she revved it up. I got little mud spots all over the front of my clothes and Mom just took off. It wasn’t really necessary or desirable to rev the car so high while I was pushing - that just got me muddy. But I guess Mom was not as good at dealing with mud as I would have liked.... Sometimes parents don’t seem to act as nice to us as we wished. Sometimes there is a reason - like they can drive but they do not trust your driving in the situation. And Mom was certainly not going to get muddy in my case.
dexter420 21
You must really suck at driving if he won’t trust you to steer and brake
core01 30
I'm 4'10", female, and sling 70lb bales of hay above my head. You helped your dad. The only FML part to your story is that you're a weakling.
Rabite 28
I would congratulate you for being so strong and good but if you only feel good when putting others down, you might not be as strong and good as you think.
bass_ftp 12
So he should have let a minor drive instead? Get over it princess.
Lobby_Bee 18
I'm sure it's just a joke, you probably wouldn't be able to move the SUV an inch.