jswag2004
Elgin, United States
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Commited
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, only to find out that they're already in a committed relationship with my mom. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's a sign
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
hoppgrasser
United States
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
lovesucks
Australia
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
goodbye
Canada
Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
hannah
Timaru, New Zealand
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Anonymous
United States
Shoot your shot
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
negromancer
United States
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Paul
Toronto, Canada
News to me
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Top comments
mfranks19891989 10
You should ask your crush out the worst thing that could happen is she says no
alycion 39
Everyone has a fear of rejection. Unless out there is a legitimate reason like they are in a relationship, a work place situation, something like that, just do it. Otherwise in two months you’ll be posting in how you had to give this person relationship advice even though you like them. And those fmls get old.
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J15237 25
Well you do it in your dreams. So make your dreams a reality and ask her out. If she says no then you can move on with your life and find someone new and if she says yes then you could have found your perfect match. Just try it.
mfranks19891989 10
You should ask your crush out the worst thing that could happen is she says no
uniformed 13
bahahahahaha!
alycion 39
Everyone has a fear of rejection. Unless out there is a legitimate reason like they are in a relationship, a work place situation, something like that, just do it. Otherwise in two months you’ll be posting in how you had to give this person relationship advice even though you like them. And those fmls get old.
KittenShitz 12
Pussy
lexierockkk147 12
now manifest that energy and do it for real!!