Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got a hold of my husband, who I haven't actually talked to in two and a half weeks, since he's deployed and it's hard to chat. He told me he couldn't talk because he was in an epic battle. In Call of Duty. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, my husband told me he no longer loves me and is moving out. It's also our 13th wedding anniversary. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
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Top comments
pinkzilla0 8
Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)
Drunkbunny 2
So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.
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Comments (140)
Nylecroc 0
oh so that was you he was talking about how ironic haha let the threadjacking begin
purgarus 6
lol OP shut up and go make him a sammich retard! :)
NeonBlue 0
Cod? You both play it? That's Ironic 0.o
sean24 0
At least he had a little class, I would have waited until the loading screens. ;)
TurboTalon 0
OP fails to mention that while she was nagging him a sniper got a headshot on him.
transam87 0
sandwich wins
mona_is_here 10
what can i say? find someone better. is he worth it after all?
calexis17 0
Im more of a Starcraft man myself, yeaaaah boyy(:
TaterSalad187 5
sandwich does win XD perhaps he doesn't love you because you forgot to make him a sandwich? a sandwich is very serious thing, woman!
deliciouscake 3
Which call of duty was it?
Nylecroc 0
27 you reminded me today is National Women Bring YOU Sandwiches Day!!! you know how I'll be celebrating
breakingakajav 0
ydi, why were you out of the kitchen??
bettadenne1 0
++>
joker141 0
holy happy u actually met lady gaga?? I love her and I'm not afraid u say it lol
joker141 0
my comment is to #17
sharpl916 0
I wanna murder gaga for permanently imprinting the tune of that god dmn 'poker face'!
joker141 0
I'm
joker141 0
I meant to say I'm jelouse of u 43 lol I accidentally hit send don't ask how haha
mona_is_here 10
Gaga is genius of the decade.
jgilez 0
really genius of the decade?
calexis17 0
Is that the "frank the bunny suit" from Donnie Darko?
jgilez 0
max from where the wild things are, bu Donnie darko is amazing
DLTsandwich 5
You are in luck, I just so happen to BE a sandwich ;)
therevolution 0
ahh was just watching that today great movie
calexis17 0
55- I was referring to the costume on the left. Yours was blatantly obvious(:
jgilez 0
ahh you'd be suprised how many people didn't get it I lost my crown. idk what that guy was supposed to be, it was a random at a party and I thought he kinda looked like a wild thing.
calexis17 0
60- more like a scary thing. Esh.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
cod ftw.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
I love lady gaga.
DLTsandwich 5
#63 I am still laughing at your comment XD
Apache_fml 0
ur a guy?
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
#18=huge fag
Ruff_fml 3
another case of CoD > all. :(
fualignment 0
26 I play Starcraft 2 beta a lot if that means anything? :)
Crimson35124 0
26 my god, your a man!?
morganiscool114 0
lol sounds like my boyfriend
k9ltd333 0
I'll make you a sandwich # 54. ;)
deadhead2112 0
another win for cod yeeeeeaaah!!! damn now I want a sandwich .he can anyone name me seven types of bacon?? I think all the guys can!!!
lilsweetiepie14 0
just wanted to say that 18-Very attractive! andd OP don't bother him while he plays!
GinandJenkem 0
Stfu OP. Go make him some food. Massage his feet while you're at it wench.
jj2014 0
great game. don't blame him
Iissosmart 5
bahahaha!!!!! that reminds me of steven
erikjh1234 0
first
cookiebanana 0
fail
xSkyful 0
ditto
marinus_fml 20
lady gaga has good music, I just find her unattractive, especially when she has her crazy hair-do's
rustic 0
sucks for you but awesome husband! call of duty rocks <3
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
72: By not worshipping Lady Gaga's every fart, I do believe you've finally proven that you are, indeed, a heterosexual. Congrats, you did it!
adrii09 0
56 that made me laugh out loud! funny stuff haha
guitarchick7591 2
Baha 92, that was awesome.
jjmc0902 0
ur hot
leighxxx998 0
awww that sucks =(
brettrb 18
if ur in a relationship she shud be more important than cod
mygreenhoodie 0
good call...
Beach4life 0
haha thats mest up! u shulda like threw his games out da window!
TH_Insomniak 15
that's not even something to joke about..
bluelight745 0
wow that sucks hes a asshole
Mirorbo 27
Darling, if your hubby is still playing CoD, you probably got married a little too early in life. That's just my opinion though.
Neon_Radikal 0
you never know, there is like, 40 year old guys that play that game. =.=
rustic 0
and those guys are awesome! the wife should do the same!! wish my parents were like that! **** you anti flood p.!!!! >.<
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, and now you told all of us. I guess you two are even.
PYLrulz 17
but what if he is like that math wiz that fml had a comic on, and isn't distracted by that?
christina_bina 0
wow what a douche...
transam87 0
dosent understand VG!
goonie85 0
I doubt that he stopped loving her BECAUSE he plays video games. He didn't have to be a doucher and say private (and probably rude and embarassing) shit with a gaggle of a-holes listening and whooping. Have a little tact If my husband did that when he was playing COD, I'd break his ******* mic, and vice versa if I did that while I was playing L4D. You just don't do that. Keep it at home, don't allow the drooling 14 years old in. Don't they have enough ammo to shit talk?!
therevolution 0
me 2:) gamertag?:D