Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
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kmarrs 2
Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.
beautifulbeau 4
that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.
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rattusrattus 19
Tell your mum to put down the Daily Mail and stop watching the 'Teens are STI-riddled MONSTERS OMG!!!" programmes. Although some parents believe their kids act exactly the same way they did when the parents were teens. So maybe your mum was Miss Yo-yo Knickers?
SaharNar 0
ugghhh how parents assume stuff ! :P there gonna look dumb once they figure out that ur telling the truth :)
jewels1877 0
Oh my god. I had almost the same thing happen to me. I had been having acid reflux for about a week and begged my mom to get me tums and she literally looks at me and goes, "Are you pregnant?" I'm like.. "Noooo. Still a virgin here. How is that possible?" Her response, "You were alone with a boy in his car recently." Recently being two months previous to that accusation :-/ She had no need to be concerned at that time. NOW, on the other hand... Lol.
oooKiLLaHooo 0
I don't like you.
Jizwold 0
****!!!!!! burn the adulterous witch! she will spawn the devil with her /sarcasm
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
You have nothing to prove to anyone that requires you to spend your allowance on preg test. The proof should present itself pretty soon when you need lady supplies.
always115 0
didn't see this comment before I posted mine, but yes this is true
stuckanemone7 7
A boy was within a two mile radius of OP.
kittykat1501 31
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always115 0
take a preggo test, problem solved
Lalala1996 0
Well I'm still a virgin and my mom put me on birth control.
Mcscruffy 0
Cute and a virgin?! damn right u should be on birth control; that's every mans dream o.O
DjeePee 25
Be glad, you don't have to take precautions for the first time if you're about to have sex. Much better than skipping school, going all alone to the doctor, paying the pill all by yourself...just because your parents doesn't approve of it. Besides, if you don't want to take it, she can't force you.
SCOTTY_DAY 0
hahaha good for you
RainWind 0
I can take care of your virginity issue for you.
elchihuaz 0
hahahaha u must be a **** for ur mom to think that of u!
justicetracey 0
just because her mom thinks she's prego doesn't mean she's a ****. It's just her mother being conserened. I had the same thing happen last week because I was feeling sick at the sight of food. I've only slept with one guy and I've been with him for nine month. so not everybody who's mother assumes there pregnant is a ****. Just sayin.
tattooedcowboy 6
when you have to get certain things you can tell her ( told you so ) and get away with it LOL
testthecoal 5
And what if she still doesn't believe you?