Today, the motorway I usually use was closed off due to a major car accident. With no way off the freeway, my trip took three times longer than usual. I lost control of my bladder mid-way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
Today, I was in a huge traffic jam with my boyfriend due to heavy snowfall. After being in the car for 4 hours, we were stuck in a tunnel with hundreds of cars behind and in front of us. Then the diarrhea hit. I had to shit in a plastic bag in the car. FML
Today, after a 14-hour day at work 180 km away, the freeway was closed 30 km from home. I had to detour, adding another hour and a half to the already three-hour trip home. I was basically at work for almost 28 hours. FML
Today, I drove 100 miles from my parents' house to mine. I had only a few miles left when I realized I really had to pee. I didn't want to pull over somewhere when I was so close to home, so I sped up. A cop pulled me over a block from my house. I started to sob, and ended up peeing myself. FML
Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
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datguyuno 5
Better than actually being in the crash.
sjaytee 6
you don't store shit in your bladder.
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sjaytee 6
sounds like you had a pretty pissy time.
free2speak 14
I have peed in two of my cars. one was a red mustang with a leather interior and other a corolla with cloth seats. sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go. didn't even have time to pull over. :/
caelrion 1
sounds like you had a pretty shitty time.
sjaytee 6
you don't store shit in your bladder.
Choose_Wisely 5
i do o.O
TheWindowLicker 13
Sounds like you tried to make a shitty pun...(#1)
Keyman1212 14
Sounds like the sounds like joke died a few comments ago.
fabian21 0
That wasn't a shitty pun. I pissed myself just reading it.
Tsunami87 17
At least you weren't one of the 7 people who died. Or the 51 injured.....
natashax21 5
31- Which is why we will now switch to the Looks Like joke.
DrDilllonReese 12
38- as in looks like 37 is a toolbag?
angry_anonymous 5
As in so do you for not getting it?
DrDilllonReese 12
Actually I did get it. Hence the "Looks like." stupid people nowadays...
Dollface78 7
37 - Is Hilarious .
chowE_fml 4
Lets Hope this guy has leather seats
natashax21 5
Why do I feel like this is a bad game of pictionary?
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Oh boo hoo! You had a long trip and pissed yourself. Meanwhile, somebody's probably dead in a MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT!
free2speak 14
There are so many orphans in the world dying of starvation this very minute and BOO HOO you're on FML.
manurwickd 1
yeah, 7 people died and 51 injured. was all over the news in England today. RIP those who died :(
crazyrunnergirl 7
Looks like it's time for the diapers to come out!
FreshlyCut 0
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trollfaced 2
When you gotta go, you gotta go
DragonBro 4
4th
thebaconweave 0
did you stop to clean up atleast
chowE_fml 4
Let's hope this guy has leather seats
datguyuno 5
Better than actually being in the crash.
ReeceFace 3
Yeh 7 people died in that crash so I don't think you pissing yourself is that big a deal!! Inconsiderate bastard!!
juwood 7
ReeceFace, you SUCK! That is all.
Chazyj 4
7 people may of died but I don't think he new at the time IMO I think you should think befor you say stuff dude :-/
xosportsgirl14x 8
7- wth? Really? I'm sure there were several major crashes in all of the UK...
ReeceFace 3
The crash happened Friday. It's been headline news over the country all weekend. Maybe the OP should be the one to think before they speak...
FinJage 18
You are no longer a master of your own bladder.
natashax21 5
Pshtt no one is the master of their own bladder. The bladder is like our pimp and we hoes gotta do whatever it commands.
clumsylittleme 11
Aha. That sucks. Oh well. At least your not the one in the car accident.
natashax21 5
Yeah f*** that guy's life:(
crisspz 4
looks like you had a pretty crappy day :P I think you need a huggy or some pampersing ;)