Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
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Top comments
kmarrs 2
Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.
beautifulbeau 4
that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.
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Comments (97)
mag3rk 1
I don't believe you
xfaiz 0
show her ur still a virgin :)
dansco 25
Wow your Mum is mental! You threw up one day and your having a baby, maybe after a few days but one. Tell you are and watch her face ;)
maddiester 5
you should insist on her taking you to like the gyno or something. and prove to her that your a virgin I guess. (but then again I heard you can't really find out)... I hate when parents automatically say you're something with the support of only their thoughts -___-
hearthacker 0
mom knows bttr dan u'''':p
RUSH777 0
Yeah but 26, look at how you dress..
xXSillyLoveXx 0
Exactly what I said! How do her parents leave the house?
Capt_Oblivious 10
If your mother has a tendency not to believe you or a lack of trust, then your pretty ******, virgin or not.
niggafreshh 0
ugh that happens to meh all dah timee,, it sucks
timma90 4
Haha, pregnancy is the new career choice in Stoke-On-Trent. It actually depends if you're the chav variety. ;)
ThatGuyYouDontKn 0
there is a way to know if a girl is still a virgin, they have a patch of skin in their vajayjay that gets ripped on the first intercourse; if it's still there, they are a virgin. that's one way op can prove to her mom she is still a virgin if she is comfortable showing her vaj to her mom of course.
Cinn_fml 23
Not 100% true, it can get broken in other ways, but it doesn't always. Depends on the girl and her lifestyle really, eg how athletic she is, as rigorous sport can break it.
DjeePee 25
Nooooo, do people still believe that the hymen of all the girls in the world is only broken by sexual intercourse? I lol'd. Mine was broken years before that, you know, tampons, masturbating, horse riding...all things that can break the hymen.
Ukeee_X 19
Mine also was broken way before I had sex, I can't remember it breaking, but it was broken years before.