Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old son apparently practicing his oral sex skills on the crotch of one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, the wife and I were in the middle of having sex. She was bent over and I was taking her to pound town. I look over to see my 3 year-old son standing in the doorway, humping air. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
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a_girl_i_know 0
today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
memo619 0
I think it was the fathers influence
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Comments (165)
memo619 0
I think it was the fathers influence
AsianCookie247 14
haha probably!
TayonaC 10
ya I'm sure he'll grow up to be a great well rounded.... stalker
lbeer 1
you guys must be stupid because nowhere on here does it say if he/she is a male/female
trdz23 0
Just go with the flow^^^
krazy_glu3 0
OP said 'my stuffed animals'.. I assume OP is a girl because not many guys have stuffed animals. back in school they called that context clues. you mightve missed that day...
MichaelGood 0
um I have stuffed animals? a big old penguin :) 3 Teddy bears and 1 giant toucan haha!
TheBeatlesAreLov 0
Can anyone say teen mom?
nmitche95 0
teen mom...
Ruff_fml 3
112 lmao
nannu_nannu 1
@50, they are debating on whether or not the child is male/female, not OP
jerica98 0
I lyk yu(:
IHunt 0
You're Pretty.
tatababe 1
what is wrong with you OP he's FIVE!!!!!
moemoney8888 7
Love ur pic :)
sugarr0babby0 0
HAHAHA
testthecoal 5
HAHAHA
fireflames113 6
Why does he even have stuffed animals?
LowLives 9
Read it again
Yf9 0
Hi ;)
nbk1405 0
^win at 2 & 62's pictures! lol.. pretty girl + freaking crocodile birdie!!!!
smiley1982 2
do it like they do it on the discovery channel
thetrojandude 0
wat up
sugarr0babby0 0
HAHAHA
a_girl_i_know 0
today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.
Winter247 2
yeah seriously, the other day I was helping out in a kindergarten and all the little kids had cell phones, and I caught two "couples" making out. horny motherfuckers
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Kindergarden? are you serious? a) They either saw some people doing it and decided to play follow the leader. b) Their parents influenced them. or... c) what you caught were some little people by mistake.
TheFuckerofShit 16
My father always said the parents had to be smarter than the kids, yet he got surprised when I flew Flight Simulator 98 correctly at the age of five.
loza2710 0
well of corse at this primary school there teaching sex ed in yr 5 I'm in yr 9 and we havnt tacked about it yet
stevenmx86 8
Why do you have a bunch of stuffed animals?
kingtz 6
Because op is a furry!
brennan677 0
what is a furry.-googles it-. im scared.
free2speak 14
my thoughts exactly. shouldn't they be the kids?
Miii_fml 0
they belong to the kid.. but she paid for them?!? lmao
valri3 0
Ok my comments are not going through...It's making me mad..
boopityboppity 11
So naturally, in retaliation to the site's evil methods, you attempt to post comments that will make you seem incredibly special if they go through. An excellent choice.
musicchick1712 0
^^^^^ lol win
orange9494 0
Why do you have stuffed animals?
sb7dude 0
penis...tehe
sugarr0babby0 0
go away .
DivineGarden 0
don't get mad at the fact he likes penis, if he wants to be homosexual let him
dudeitsdanny 10
29- 14 was talking to 10 about 7's comment.. Haha.
TylersBoo 0
looks like noone else wanted to play the penis game !
RedPillSucks 33
Way to start the "furry" training young.
MegamiKaosu 28
Lolol furries ftw
3alawyel7elwa 4
Exactly! What have you been teaching him?
trappedinthevoid 0
I think the better question is why do you have a bunch of stuffed animals?
xxcrayonsxx 0
point exactly
22cute 17
I was going to post the same thing! WTF is up with stuffed animals everywhere?
MySecretaccount 11
They could be the son's stuffed animals..