Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised just how lonely I am. After using Tinder for about a week, I got my first match. I said hi while I was in class since I was excited, but by the time I'd gotten back home, she'd unmatched me. I've never felt so hurt by a complete stranger before. FML
Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML
Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my friends yet again told me to hop on Tinder and other dating sites, saying how easy it is to match up, and I keep telling them I will soon. In reality, I've been on them for weeks, without a match. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
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jake131000 21
* you don't have to be lonely at farmers only.com
cheyluvsturtles 30
Well you are on tinder. they may end up being a total dipshit anyway. But still fyl
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Comments (31)
daniel271 13
Better luck next time OP
cheyluvsturtles 30
Well you are on tinder. they may end up being a total dipshit anyway. But still fyl
Ethan_Anonymous 28
If you want to take online dating serious, don't use tinder. Use a more reputable website, like match or eharmony
soullyfe 33
They probably don't want to have to pay in order to meet people.
krazy789 28
"Its not you, it's me"
weveallbeenthere 30
better things are out there for you.
SaltLord 10
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Yikes. In my personal opinion, I'd rather wait for the right person in real life. There are dangerous people out there in the Internet, OP. Chances are, you also could've been catfished. I'm really sorry that happened to you and I hope that never happens again.
alphafish17 16
There are dangerous people in the real world too. As long as you're careful and taking necessary precautions there's nothing wrong with online dating.
SaltLord 10
#7 I know I'm already going to get bombarded with downvotes for all of my comments, but it's a little more risky meeting someone online. What you said can also be applied to real life as well. I guess we'll never know who's good or who's bad.
alohaui 18
#9 I understand your concern. In fact, I feel that way myself. But you don't have to put yourself in a dangerous situation when you meet someone through the Internet. There are all sorts of public places to meet at in nearby cities or towns, apps you can communicate through (you would never have to give them your actual phone number that way), and then if you don't like them or turns out they didn't actually look like their pictures, you can politely decline them and move on. You don't have to put yourself in a dangerous situation. It really is up to you.
moniculkin 19
Tinder and Grinder are shit, go on Christian Mingle ?
SpyroMello 29
What if you're a trans gay atheist?
anlong93 9
Because everyone is Christian, right?
samwilliams800 28
**** Christian mingle! If you're lonely, go to the damn bar fer ***** sake!
Rababco 29
ChristianMingle is for Christians, hence the name so unless OP is Christian then it won't be very useful.
jake131000 21
* you don't have to be lonely at farmers only.com
Skylyric52 11
The song played in my mind haha
ber4fun 23
Haha, I thought that commercial was a joke the first time I saw it.
bandaidstations 28
That's because city folk just don't get it.
LunaaBluee 27
Life rule number 1: Don't ugly.
Binglebeee 16
Tinder is pretty terrible. Try okcupid. I had a couple of decent dates from there =)
Rabite 28
I used OkCupid for a while and just got weird messages from people who wanted a fuckdate on their business trip, guys looking for girls for a threesome with his girlfriend and above all stalkers, who made me feel uncomfortable walking around in public. I also just found like 3 guys who were looking good enough for meeting them but they lived too far away. I guess you just have to find the right dating platform that fits you and your needs.