Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
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kmarrs 2
Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.
beautifulbeau 4
that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.
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Comments (97)
birdfreak 24
well compared to other girls who's parents DON'T believe them when they say they're not virgins, that's actually pretty good. at least she thinks you have a chance in getting laid
binga1496 1
Same thing happened to me last week!
trueblue170 13
I'm sorry, but your mother needs to stop being so paranoid and get a grip. She should trust you! :(
mindy12182 17
My mother was the same way. I hadn't had my cycle for a year yet and I missed two months I was happy because it was summer and I enjoyed swimming. She threatened to take me to the doctor to see if I was still a virgin.
CaroAurelia 12
I'm a virgin and I used to get nauseous in the mornings in high school. I hated high school, so in retrospect I wonder if it was because of that.
krispybacon4321 23
My mom does the same thing... Shes threatened To take me to the doctor to check... I'm only 14
Random4ever22 17
The same thing happened to me. SAME thing!
kieron2013 19
Jesus is returning!