Today, a few days after getting my nipples repierced, my man initiated sex. Normally, I love it when he's a little rough on my tits, and I guess he forgot about my not-entirely-healed nips. Let's just say sex ended REAL fast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend's tooth got caught on my nipple ring and ripped it out. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
Today, my husband came home with his dick pierced. I shrieked in horror and told him to get it away from me. He's now sulking that I won't indulge his weird impulse and am refusing sex until he removes the piercing. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML
Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML
Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML
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Anderling 33
Oh my god, the visceral whole-body cringe reaction I just had. I’m so sorry.
Anderling 33
Disused piercings *can* get clogged up and require getting all the gunk out, though, which could be what OP meant by “repierced”, assuming that’s what you took issue with. If you meant in general, piercings in that part of the body will heal about as well as any other piercing, subjective to that particular person’s body.
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Anderling 33
Oh my god, the visceral whole-body cringe reaction I just had. I’m so sorry.
sum141 1
they don’t healllll
Anderling 33
Disused piercings *can* get clogged up and require getting all the gunk out, though, which could be what OP meant by “repierced”, assuming that’s what you took issue with. If you meant in general, piercings in that part of the body will heal about as well as any other piercing, subjective to that particular person’s body.