Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML
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dannyydanny 0
are you ******* retarded ....
mk58 31
You're supposed to declare your love BEFORE trying to kiss her rather than declaring your love BY kissing her. Now she's going to think you're a creep.
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Comments (267)
conmanusmc 0
facepalm
mk58 31
You're supposed to declare your love BEFORE trying to kiss her rather than declaring your love BY kissing her. Now she's going to think you're a creep.
sxe_beast 11
But he is a creep.
KiddNYC1O 22
All aboard cruise Obvious.
sxe_beast 11
I like this cruise. Its fun and exciting!
himoonkey 8
wow you're smart
aerogxt 7
No means no!
drewgreenan 0
I could do it for a minute girl : )
rebelvamp420 14
YDI for seeming to clingy and desperate
kiaralove53 0
Who would go to the police for a kiss? If you started groping her I would understand but she may have overeacted.
rebelvamp420 14
someone prob called the cops cause she was beating his ass lmao!!
kewlone645 8
maybe he slammed her fingers In the door first.
WordSmyth 2
You'd want some random person's herpes lips all over you?
BlockOfRedStone 25
I've come across some creepy guys before, and I can imagine the cops being called on any of them for an unexpected kiss, and completely understand why the cops would be called on them. If it was just a regular guy though, then that's a different story.
Bams430 0
omg dude EPIC FAILLLL!!!
bbyrae108 0
all those slap marks...YDI . ...FAIL . -_-
PSQ91 6
So that's how you declare love, huh? You look needy OP.
IWarnedYou 0
*facepalm*