lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Anonymous
Did it taste good at least?
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Zapped
United States
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Ciara
Cork, Ireland
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
fecal romance
Phoenix, United States
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
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Ajaxxx 4
make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers
Crusheddd 0
ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...
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thuggets717 0
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YDI for having a freakin tongue piercing! and to think someone might find that attractive in any way at all
GodessOfNarcotic 0
Hey **** you buddy ! Just because you don't find tounge piercings attactive doesn't give you the right to critasize everyone that has one .
jondivey 9
there kinda fugly
tsume24 3
16: is that why they're currently the most popular non-ear piercing in America? 36: see above
PerditaDessa 38
Just as many people like them as there are who, in the words of 36, find them "fugly"
oogyboogy 6
am i the only one that noticed that today it happened yesterday
Crusheddd 0
ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...
crackerjake 0
That's gonna be pleasant coming out- not to mention through!
xshinexbrite96xx 0
ouchh.. do tongue piercings hurt?? like when you eat and stuff drinking hot beverages?
tsume24 3
I noticed no one answered you. tongue piercings basically don't hurt at ALL to get, but mine was pretty sensitive to certain foods for a few weeks (mostly hot/spicy...especially spicy). it also sucks trying to talk while your tongue's still swollen so you wanna talk as little as possible for a week or so. and you wanna use non-alcoholic mouthwash every single time you eat or drink [anything that's not water] for at least the first four weeks. and after it's healed, get a shorter bar put in (trust me, makes a world of a difference). if you ever read this, good luck!
Sorsay 15
Mine's doesn't hurt at all. Even when, and just after, I got it done. I was able to eat properly again the next day too.
PerditaDessa 38
The clamp hurt more than the actual piercing when I got mine done. My tongue was swollen for a few days but it's not one of the more painful piercings to get. Getting my nose pierced hurt worse than either of my tongue piercings.
rohosoccer08 1
or forget about it and get a new one
Paris_LovezYhu 0
that's a normal thing to do it's not gonna kill you -./
brianjman14 23
I find it amazing that this has been here for over a year, and this is the 25th comment. also op, just go buy another and get replacements
Tiesto4Life 0
true, true:)
fatuousj 0
I think everyone with a tongue ring does that... it won't be the only time