Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, my nose had been feeling weirdly uncomfortable all day. After I got home, I blew my nose really hard. I found that a bug had been resting inside my nose the entire time. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a spur of the moment idea to go have my nose pierced. The piercer made sure to tell me how easily the little stud could get caught or hung up. I spent all day stressing over it only to scratch my nose and rip it out. Now I have a $40 bleeding hole in my nose. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML
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brittanyayy 8
Yeah, whenever I feel something on my face the first thing I do is slap it.
landonlasater 3
Someone's slap happy No? Okay...
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Comments (121)
landonlasater 3
Someone's slap happy No? Okay...
vanessaizawesome 8
Yeah sure sounds like it poor OP i know exactly how that feels except belly button piercing!! :/
killdozer1 2
And that is your body's way of telling you not to poke holes in yourself and fill them with metal objects.
Rowdey 10
This FML is total bull!! Get it?! Because bulls wear nose rings?! No? Well, I tried.
Harpy20 24
22-We may have just stumbled onto a new **** fetish.
vanessaizawesome 8
22- unless you take care of your piercings and make sure they don't get infected they do no harm to your body!
hugsandisses 6
girl do us all a favor, sit on your butt and stop making weird seductive faces into the camera THANKU (harpy20)
vanessaizawesome 8
IKR but seriously please just stop... No offense girls...(harpy20)
kittenvks 11
25- nope not new, not sure what it would be called but I am positive that if perdix sees this or noor, they'll let us know
rocklare18 7
If she didn't do drugs none of this wouldve hsppened
baddawg365 0
66- If you would not partake of freebase cocaine you may actually be able to spell. Please don't throw stones in a glass house. On a separate note foreign object tend to irritate the body for a short time after the initial insertion. It will get better so just ride it out and it'll be ok.
Kefka91 15
61 - it's simply called a piercing fetish... Don't have to be Perdix to know that.
quontag 15
5:(
bunniex1 11
78 you seem kind of ******* epic O_O
nerdsgetmehot 23
That happened to me once back when I had a nose stud. Also, when I slept face down, I would accidentally jerk my nose ring out of my nose when I got up because it would be caught on my pillowcase. Bleeding ensued. This happened pretty often.
ilovesuju 10
OP it's not that bad, when I had my new tummy piercing, they got stuck on my jeans and they nearly got ripped out
Harpy20 24
2-Maybe you should buy sheets with a higher thread count...
hjanelle14 2
wow I never experienced that and I've had mine for 3 years
guckylynn 19
I've taken mine out in my sleep but never had it rip out by getting stuck to my pillowcase.
baddawg365 0
Sounds like you need to call Luxury Linens and in an Aziz Ansari way ask where the rest of your threads are.
ReesieBanana21 12
You're fault, much?
phatdaddy62 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Now not only do you look stupid, but you feel stupid too, don't you!
aKaClickZ 4
Nah, nose rings on a girl can look sexy.
Qandol 26
Unless you're one of those smelly Indians from India who also have nose rings, now that wouldn't be sexy at all.
KiRaKaT 9
No need to feel stupid...it takes a bit to get used to anything new especially nose rings. My septum sometimes tickles my nose and I will slap at my face when I'm asleep.
iiFrench_Fries 5
chill with the word 'stupid' o__e'
Ninjasaurus18 9
When you're in a state of semiconsciousness, anything can happen. I found that out after I hallucinated an entire 30 minute conversation with my brother via texting. My phone was laying on the floor. I hallucinated due to sleep deprivation. So basically she's not stupid, just human. And noserings are cool IF you have the face for it.
MikeonFML 17
Nose rings on a girl are never sexy in my opinion.
KiRaKaT 9
Well good thing that's your opinion. I think any type of modification is cool as long as the person who has it likes it.
brittanyayy 8
Yeah, whenever I feel something on my face the first thing I do is slap it.
reallytho3 11
Your pic goes perfectly with this comment lol
folfg0 12
^ Captain obvious to the rescue!
Rowdey 10
^ Failure to the rescue!
ajeppsen 25
^stupid rescue team to the rescue
sola123 0
^stupid shark to the rescue
Daftendirekt1 0
^Apple to the rescue!
Ajwc101 24
Ouch!
ciumegu 6
Could of been worse what if it was a spider??:O
EG14_fml 8
I honestly would prefer a spider over the pain of a new nose piercing cuz you dont have much chances of bleeding on your pillow with a spider
vanessaizawesome 8
Yeah I would definitely prefer a spider, and I honestly don't really like spiders.
sovetskiy 8
Could have*
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
Well if it was a spider, he would have smacked it.
Harpy20 24
Way to go, OP.
natashax21 5
Still better than a bug!
YesyDidWhat 0
I don't see how YDI, I understand it was by accident and you got frighten. Sorry OP
Spazz420 7
Dumbass!!
Rowdey 10
Yes, let's make ourselves feel better by anonymously calling someone a "dumbass", thus making us popular. Awesome.