Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, a friend told me over MSN that her father had died. Trying to express some solidarity, I went to send her a tearful smiley. I accidentally sent her the dancing pig animation instead. FML
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Top comments
Julez 0
Damn, i told your mom not to spread my penis pics away
thatsucks4u 0
i didnt even know there were emoticons for that....
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Comments (32)
Julez 0
Damn, i told your mom not to spread my penis pics away
redsox4021 0
damn that sucks...sucks almost as much as your mom sucks penis @(-_-)@
pinkfrenchrose 5
LOL
StellaLunaLu 0
lmfao thats priceless
benny2465 0
wow msn is messed up.......
drew1289 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA..... Im guessing ur mom is either divorced or single? or does ur dad have MSN.... disturbing thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Lmao! Sucks for you, sorry, dude. Hard realizing that your mom has a *gulp* sex life, huh? x)
Kielnmsoftly 26
It's hard to hear about it not that to exists bro.
pwnrzero 0
7TH OMG NOW U SEE HOW ANNOYING IT IS ill stop now :) ur life is ****** look at the bright side, it could have been a typo O_o
thatsucks4u 0
i didnt even know there were emoticons for that....
AnneFTW 17
Me neither... Maybe it was a joke by one of your siblings? (if you even have any)...
AnnaSeptic 0
There are emoticons for that... O_o That's... scarring.
yuggi1 11
Not an emotion. An animated picture made with flash.
tpike1296 11
23: Actually, usually a small embeddable .gif file. Sorry, nerd correction moment.
lizlaz 2
oh dear... Even if it was a typo, she'd have had to add the emoticon herself in the first place, which is very worrying.