lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Anonymous
Did it taste good at least?
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Zapped
United States
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Ciara
Cork, Ireland
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
fecal romance
Phoenix, United States
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
Top comments
Ajaxxx 4
make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers
Crusheddd 0
ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...
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Comments (73)
Terfy 0
Fyl because you have a tongue piercing.
smgboo 0
It happens all the time. Suck it up and deal.
BloodyMary666 24
Never happened to me. And I don´t know anybody that had that happening to them, so I´m not sure why everbody thinks it happens "all the time"... But btt, just buy a new one.
TheFireEternal 26
so yes this is old. However it does happen all the time. I've had my tongue pierced for 6 years and I can't count the amount of tongue rings I've swallowed. Granted only the entire bar once, but still.
alexxss_fml 10
Roll up those sleeves OP!!!
EvilCupcake8361 9
that's gonna hurt comin' out the other end
moemoney8888 7
Makes no sense, saying TODAY I swallowed my piercing for my tongue YESTERDAY
bethluvsyou 15
She swallowed the piercing she had bought the day before she swallowed it.
BorderlineCreep 4
How does one swallow a piercing? I could see swallowing the jewelry that goes in a piercing, but not the piercing itself.
ptv1105 0
That happened to me the 2nd week I had mine done.:T
RN_1324 7
I have had my tongue pierced for about 5 years. One time I swallowed one of the balls because it came unscrewed from the stick. One time in 5 years! It might not happen all the time, but it does happen.
Stuffaluffagus 25
Should have skrewed it on tighter