Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Did it taste good at least?
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
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Ajaxxx 4
make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers
Crusheddd 0
ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...
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Comments (73)
faithjanicki 2
Moemoney888, you're an idiot. It's MAJES you say today on this site
Salem222 4
Ouch that's gonna hurt coming out.
tiffi_is_spiffi 1
Happens to me every time I buy a new one..guess I'm just meant to keep the same old one
telli164 30
Ydi for having a tongue piercing
WTF_BRAIN 11
I hope the pointy end was covered when it happened, or that's gonna hurt coming out.
CandyApple88 13
just wait a day or so, you'll get it back. Just have to sterilise it before you put it back in your tongue.
PerditaDessa 38
It's kind of surprising how many people on here are anti-tongue piercing, and seem to think that getting your tongue done magically transforms you into a terrible person.
inspiringdeath 13
I did that once. Then bought an identical one and swallowed that too.
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
you deserve it that's disgusting
THEDUDE1553566 24
Tongue piercings are gross