lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Pierceew
United States
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Anonymous
Did it taste good at least?
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Zapped
United States
Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML
akieferr
United States
Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
Ciara
Cork, Ireland
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
heheheh
Canada
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
fecal romance
Phoenix, United States
Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
Top comments
Ajaxxx 4
make sure you eat a lot or the sharp side will not come out smoothly! cheers
Crusheddd 0
ugh having a toung peircing doesnt mean your a freaking ****! It's just another stupid stearotypes like 'blondes are stupid and pink is for girl' its stupid! And sad!! And dot you choke on the tounge peircing? Um bad luck sorry hope it...comes out soon...
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Comments (73)
scuba113 2
I never swallowed mine I've broken it n I've had it for over 2 years now
MakeAScene 4
#28, what were you doing to break it? (;
scuba113 2
I had a crappy ball and when I bit down on it when eating they break.
HemptressMedea 0
Big deal... I do it all the time. There are some tongue rings that are crappy and get stripped easily. I just keep the extras with me in my purse.
tsume24 3
...that's why you don't get crappy jewelry?? internally threaded barbells are an awesome invention. you should invest in a couple. though something tells me you have no idea what gauge or length your jewelry is supposed to be...
match21 0
RIP your stomach lining and intestinal tract, you idiot
Ariannalang 0
Why is this a FML? Everyone who has a tongue ring has done that.
123456789010 0
that happened to me
tsume24 3
really? is that why I never have? it's called make sure the ends are secure...really not that hard to check/tighten them a couple times a day.
tsume24 3
I really don't understand why so many people think "everyone" with a tongue piercing has swallowed the jewelry...it's never happened to me. why? because making sure the ends are secure a couple times a day really isn't that difficult.
TheDarkCynder 2
Because most people definitely want to put something back in their mouth that they know has traveling through their guts then melded with poo.
jp96 0
Ydi for getting a tongue Pearcing
GRRSOM 7
Hm, I've never heard of a tongue "pearcing".