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United States
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CoalRose
Santa Clara, United States
Today, my nose ring became a fish hook. What did I catch? My dog's harness. She nearly ripped it out of my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
ouchbrow
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
New look
Today, I went to get my hair done. The hairdresser managed to catch my eyebrow piercing in his comb and almost rip it out. I now look like I have a gunshot wound on the upper right hand side of my face. I'm getting married in a matter of hours, and I still had to pay £100 for the hair cut. FML
the_pheasant66
Ireland
Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML
lectro
France
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
AAA
Hole for life
Today, I got a new piercing because I was trying to be spontaneous. Now, I realize its placement is off and I hate it. FML
piercingfreak
New Zealand
Piercing wit
Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML
Eyebrowless
Willingboro, United States
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
pierced.
Reno, United States
Ouchies
Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Top comments
RandomChickXD 0
free piercings are the best kind of piercings!
coffeeandcream 8
hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.
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Comments (145)
x_messyjessy_x 0
Was the fish still on the hook??
CattyPurry 0
look at it this way, now you're just like Fergi! :)
zukinihudini 0
Hahaha
worldcupcheer17 0
Well at least you didn't have to pay for it..
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Clean it off and keep it in, you'll look so bad-ass :D or just stop by the nearest doctor and you'll be out of there fixed up in less than 5 minutes :) I accidentally hooked my daddy once...
jayalexander 7
better than getting your dick pierced.
KiddNYC1O 22
#1- No but there was a shark nearby. Shark Week!
sourgirl101 29
Hell yeah! I LOVE shark week! I can't believe it's been a year already.(:
dolphincheddar 10
Learn to fish
dolphincheddar 10
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, teach a man to fish and the dumbass impales himself
KiddNYC1O 22
Sourgirl- A year from the last one, right? Shark week first aired in 1987 lol.
YtotsDI 0
get sone fishnets and you'll be fine
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
*conjures billy rae cyrus* that's off the hook!
sourgirl101 29
Yes Kidd, (: shark week! played on the Discovery Channel once a year. >.
baseball6917 8
and the fish fight back..
skarlly 10
niice
RandomChickXD 0
free piercings are the best kind of piercings!
TheGianaJinx 0
Exactly what I thought.
babygirrl 4
Aha if she dosent like it , she can come see me . I have pierces my cartilage & my belly button . (: haha
gan4sula 2
Awesome!
babygirrl 4
Ahaha (:
randomlettrrs 8
except free dick piercings
SirObvious 1
Goooo Steve-O!!
smellymellyy 7
100- your comment coincides well with your description
F2M2L 5
op was caught by a pro angler. Haha
coffeeandcream 8
hey, it's better to get your eyebrow pierced than your eye.
juicedboi 7
The thought of that alone made me cringe. Eyebrow piercing arnt bad OP, might aswell get some "bling" in there. Mine ripped out and left a scar, so careful when taking motorbike helmets off. Top tip.
kings1fan 6
At least it wasn't your cheek! Haha (Stevo from Jackass)
m0nicaa055 0
my mom got a fish hook in her eye...
DropTheDaggerxx 31
******* ouch. I've never had anything besides my ear pierced, but I know from getting my eyebrows threaded, that skin is wicked sensitive. It also makes your eyes water like a bitch regardless of whether it's painful or not. Couldn't imagine getting my eyebrow professionally pierced, much less by a fishhook.
chahacha599 0
acually I think it wold be pretty AWESOME to have my eye pierced! ima start a new trend
babygirrl 4
Yeah good luck with that .
Azellia 15
3- first thing I thought of too. I'd just be thankful it was only my eyebrow and not my eyeball.
xxsarahfxx 6
Fish Hook= 1 OP= 0
rayrayray23 1
Fail
PrickHead 0
Hi, i'm Steve-o ...and we're gonna go man-fishing
rayrayray23 1
Hi (:
freddyisepic 2
i hate when that happens to me
BOOSCAREDU 0
So it happens to you a lot?
BraBrando 0
maybe fishing ain't for you then...
wolflover44 5
If I was in your pic I'd so push buddy over the edge....
chahacha599 0
isnt that how every one does it now?
rayrayray23 1
I did twice
lilmissdangerous 9
hmmm, now why don't you pierce you cheek next. that way you can pull a stevo
footballur 0
Piercings are bad... Get you hooked to shit.
rayrayray23 1
Your opinion is stupid, we don't care about it.
rayrayray23 1
Apparently 52 didnt get the joke either :)
lakaiskate 12
At least it was free! just make sure the hole doesn't close up!
iAmScrubs 19
Keep the fishing rod connected to it for the final touch. It could be served for so many purposes: A tightrope, a dog leash, dental floss, or a jumping rope.