Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML
Today, at school, we were supposed to say something that we are thankful for. When I was about to speak, one of the girls at my table said, "It's okay, you can say PornHub." FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML
Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was half paying attention to a text message conversation with someone about how addicted we both were to social media. It's wasn't until deep into the conversation that I realized we were actually talking about porn. FML
Today, my friends and I were acting out porn scenes without sex. Then, I realized that we all watch too much porn, and we are still all virgins. FML
Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
Today, my girlfriend filmed a video about violence in sexual relationships for a class. I expected a monologue kind of thing. She then told me it was an example video of an encounter with a male classmate. She showed me. It’s pretty much porn. FML
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Top comments
lifeisprettygood 0
that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.
VladAlex 0
lol sounds like a fun class
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biass 0
Fml because???
biass 0
What? Is it aginst the rules to question the validness of a FML? -.-
biass 0
Why do you moderate me? What did I do?
mustardcat 1
sucks
_Ama_Lia_V_ 0
Mhmm Yeahh I' Doess.
iSitt 0
really? for all the SNAFU going on in the world today you couldn't find one thing ? even if your group takes opposite sides on an issue you could write a pros and cons.
Asstastic4 0
Are you out of your mind?!
WishResign 0
Work it, betch! *snap to the left, snap to the right*
Glenn_Coco 0
haha ^ Win :D
pink_mess 0
really wow sounds familiar would you happen to go to DHSHS cause my journal teacher was into fashion and she's a lesbian
teddy4nyy 13
IM BRUNO!
eurostar710 11
You don't by any chance go to Tuscarora High School do you? Because that exact thing happened to me around the date of this FML lol. If you do. This is Shawn. :P
lifeisprettygood 0
that's awesome! gay **** is far superior to straight **** anyways. have you seen straight **** actors? there's a reason gay **** actors get paid more than other **** actors.
mfmylifesrsly 30
o.O
KiddNYC1O 22
Many straight(using this word very loosely lol) guys do gay **** for the money.
ulicksam 0
Do you know what gay means? If they're straight, they don't do other guys, in front of or behind the camera. That's like saying "i'm not gay but my boyfriend is".
mfmylifesrsly 30
that's why he said hes using straight loosely
TheDrifter 24
Or as they say in New Orleans "It's only gay if you're catching".
donttrollplease 0
I think that's because no guy wants anything in his ass
KiddNYC1O 22
33- Slow down, bud. Thanks, H.
bigbadtim 7
Gay for pay?
DjeePee 25
Hey 44, just for your information: if there is anybody of both sexes who loves things in the ass, it will be the man. Sensitive prostate.
XxBlackamusPrime 5
******. Literally ******.
articunoftw97 0
******
BloodyHeel 8
All this talk is making me slightly aroused.
R0nBurgundy 0
Ahahahah kidny that's a good one. You must be gay or a woman to not realize that NoOooO straight man would ever EVER bang another dude for money, they would have to be bi or gay. Any man that does bang another dude and goes "it's for the money" Is lying he's a straight up queer alright. Plus how would they get a hard on if they are straight? btw I have nothing against homosexuals.
DjeePee 25
Or they are poor / need the money / are capable to get a hard on by thinking of a woman / aren't afraid to try new things. Just a guess.
RobinKCS 9
Gay for pay is a legit term. There are many more straight males that homosexual one , therefore gay **** actors get paid more. It's like how girls who do anal get paid more because more girls won't do it than will. Anyways, they get paid more, getting more money wile a wide variety of gay **** is just ********. Regardless, Viagra would be the cause of their boner. Btw, I'm a chick. :)
tbonea1990 0
weak this was a waste of time to read
yake12 0
so why not just stop talking about that stuff..
Doopliss01 0
Who edited this one?
highsheep 0
YDI for being from romania
evybeth 0
mmmkay o_O
VladAlex 0
lol sounds like a fun class
TheRealEllieSan 9
Ikr? I wish my electives were that amazing
Twisted107 4
how does that work out?