Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML
Today, while working in a dark nightclub, I dropped a red charger. Retracing my steps, I found it, or so I thought until I picked up a used tampon. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, while I was trying to put on my deodorant, the whole stick popped out when I took the cap off, narrowly missing my face, into the toilet. FML
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
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Top comments
LouisvilleLuke 10
That's a bloody shame, mate
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.
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Comments (129)
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh. I guess you could try either wrapping them in toilet paper or getting a lid for your trashcan.
urdirtyolduncle 15
5 second maxi pad rule
noah_1234 24
you learn from your mistakes im sure she wont make that mistake again.
mykeenblade 7
I definitely need a lid for my trash can. Can't count the number of earrings I've dropped in there, some, yes, on pads...
dragonkisses28 25
FYL, OP. I keep a small container with several different sizes of those damn balls because I drop so many of them. I would have definitely left that one in the trash.
xSLEEPYxHEADx 22
Happens to the best of us OP. But for future, try doing it over the sink and put a washcloth over the drain, that's what i do and i hardly lose any lip ring balls anymore. ;)
LouisvilleLuke 10
That's a bloody shame, mate
The_FreshPrince 8
the Australian is strong with this one
JPManiac 7
You should feel ashamed for that pun! lmfao!
crimsin_ 21
At least you know where it went? Those things are pretty darn small...
iLike2Teabag 27
Where it lived happily ever after.
JMichael 26
Until it made it's way to the city dump.
One_In_Three 24
#28 don't crush dreams :(
rileyrae 11
Now u can be the next Giovanna plowman
NotGabe 28
... Who?
ViktoriaaKills 13
The girl who sucked on a tampon for attention 2 years ago
noah_1234 24
was it used?
TommyG493 11
Yes
tony1891 22
thats just ******* gross. what people will do for fame i swear.
hystericsky 11
That was already two years ago? Jesus Christ where has life gone..
PerditaDessa 38
Don't think Listerine would fix that. All piercings should come with spare balls.
RedPillSucks 33
call me naive, but why wouldn't listerene or some alcohol swab be enough to sterilize it?
imagineapc 11
The blood that comes from your uterus is not much different than the blood that came out of the hole when it was pierced. Dish soap and hot water are enough to sanitize this, even more so Listerine or rubbing alcohol.
Ravike 17
But the truth will always haunt OP.
trex454 21
@48 the doesn't say it was ops pad tho.
PerditaDessa 38
Oh, it'd be sanitary but that doesn't mean it'd be fixed. Even if it were the last ball I had I wouldn't put one back on my mouth from there. Especially since OP doesn't say it was their pad.
energizerbunny23 18
Losing studs and backings is so annoying, but to know to it's so close yet so disgustingly far away is even worse
Ohshitdude 21
Damn...
Spark_Slicker 19
Ugh. I sympathize with you, OP. Can't tell you how many of my lip ring studs have fallen into something gross or just fell into oblivion never to be seen again.
DKjazz 20
I like the look and everything, but man, it sure looks like a big hassle.
JuzReading 23
That is some gross imagery there, OP. Definitely get some new metal balls.
Cullen0828 6
I have balls of steel