Today, like many other days before, my allergies decided, "screw you, you're dealing with me year round, no allergy medicine will keep me away, and you're going to break out in sneezing fits at the worst possible moments, which includes while you're driving on the highway." Shocking that I haven't been in a wreck yet, but still… FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an unexpected sneezing fit and drove my car through 2 trees and a fence. FML
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML
Today, while driving on the motorway, I sneezed so hard my contacts popped out. FML
Today, I was on my way to work. Out of nowhere, my period started. Due to allergies, I had uncontrollable sneezes. Now, I have blood all over my pants. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML
Today, the imperial fist of spring allergies knocked me flat on my ass. The time I was going to spend at the outdoor concert I paid $80 for was instead spent in my car, driving back home. FML
Today, my seasonal allergies started. Most annoying thing by far this allergy season? I only get the urge to sneeze when I have food in my mouth. FML
Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML
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Charlie Given 28
As a fellow allergy suffer myself, I found that a lot of times when my allergies won't stop going off it's because there's mold or mildew hiding some place.
cuz803 46
That honestly sucks and I know how you feel. Allergies have grown more aggressive due to climate change making pollen bloom faster and lasting longer. Due save up money to buy antihistamines like allegra and treat yourself to allergy vaccines.
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Charlie Given 28
As a fellow allergy suffer myself, I found that a lot of times when my allergies won't stop going off it's because there's mold or mildew hiding some place.
cuz803 46
That honestly sucks and I know how you feel. Allergies have grown more aggressive due to climate change making pollen bloom faster and lasting longer. Due save up money to buy antihistamines like allegra and treat yourself to allergy vaccines.