Anonymous
United States
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
jezusflowers
United States
Today, I stopped at a red light. I noticed the car in front of me had their reverse lights on. I thought to myself, "Meh, that person must know. They wouldn't do that." The light turned green. Turns out they didn't. Nor did they have insurance. FML
hendrixisgod86
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Crestview, United States
Moron
Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Read The Fine Print
Sylmar, United States
Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML
Me
United States
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
please don't back that thing up
United States
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Sean
United States
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
WTF
Wroclaw, Poland
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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ElRafaishere 0
sue his ass
The_good_times 0
so what's the problem? he's the one that's in deep shit, at least in my country you can go to jail for that, so you can ask him for cash, a lot of it.
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chanicol 2
you deserve it, maybe his brakes are not as good as yours and who stops at a yellow light unless its a slow down. I can't stand when it turns yellow so some ass slams his brakes to stop.
COCOPUFF3663 0
sue his punk ass n get ur money
katestrophic 6
That sucks! Sue the shit out of that guy! That was CLEARLY his fault. You shouldn't have to pay because that guy's an asshat.
keithhassell1023 1
Why stop at a yellow light anyways?
gitaly101 3
Every ******* person says this FML, how the fick does it keep getting submitted!
kir_kir 6
its not her fault that the guy was a stupid ass, to first, have no insurance, and then be riding her ass. its his fault, and op, u should definitely sue him... teach him a lesson
HotsyTotsy 8
Your insurance company will pay for the damages without increasing your premium, and then subrogate against the other driver.
imazaari 12
In my city (in California) people are by and large terrible drivers. There are times when I HAVE to stop at a yellow light because people are so impatient that they block the intersection trying to get through a yellow light. Yellow doesn't mean speed up and make the light; it means slow down and STOP if you can't make the light.
spartanMKIV 9
what's that? lawsuit?
scthunder3 2
Even if he does "deserve" it for stopping at a yellow light, the person that hit him should have been prepared to stop at any time