Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Comments (164)
SMurphy501 6
Tale away the laptop!! Duhhhhh!
Dreianj 2
What do you expect when you have to ask him for help installing the software. He will probably just torrent a crack if you fix it. Beat the child. That's not what I meant!
MetalOcelot 5
Am I the only one who feels that an 11-year old child shouldn't have a laptop anyway? Whatever happened to going outside and playing with friends?
Lukensz 16
My cousin who turned 7 just yesterday got a laptop from his dad about a month ago. He's already had a few phones, too. I'm not one to tell people how to raise their children, but buying them computers, cellphones and game consoles at such young age just because you can afford isn't a good idea, in my opinion. Those kids usually end up thinking they'll get anything they want in the future, and we all know it doesn't work this way.
withered 30
#212 How is giving children technology and teaching them how to use it a bad thing? What, you'd rather walk around and search for your kid a few hours before you find him/her instead of using the simple way of calling them on their phone and knowing where they are? And he/she can call if anything happens. And how is giving them technology any different from giving them some other form of entertainment (board games, football,...)? Technology is convenient and they should have it and should use it. Just because most adults use it for social media and **** that doesn't mean that is it's only purpose.
TDWPForDayz 9
Really? 11? Jesus Christ, I hope I don't walk in on my 11 year old sister doing the same.
fischerxx 10
Hope you wore gloves.
mbuell 1
Get an account with "Open DNS" by far the best service I have come across working in network security. Boys will be boys. But at the same time, rules are rules and you are the parent.
aliciaanomalyyxo 12
Who cares?! Let him watch it if he wants
FukeT_ 10
This makes me think of myself at that age nd my friend showing me the old hustlers in his dads closet xD...the kid is gonna spank it whether he has a laptop or not
pipc 10
Holy shit, he's 11. He does not need his own computer.