Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Comments (164)
BMF96 5
@55 - Wow, it amazes me when I find people that think hitting a child is ever a good idea. You are not going to teach them like that. They will not know that they did something wrong. They will just fear you. I personally don't believe that there is anything wrong with watching ****, unless you are spending too much time on it. But even if a child is misbehaving, it is because of the parenting, possibly from not spending enough time with him, or maybe if the parents don't believe in unconditional love (I'm not specifically talking about op). Sure, hitting them may get them to stop, but it will cause many more problems and ruin their relationship.
Randomguy176 0
I was 11 just several years ago. If I did something bad and my dad hit me, I would know what was going on. 11 year olds are not animals, they aren't stupid enough to just fear their parent without thinking they did something wrong.
UnikornG33K 12
Why care so much though??
Shann0nn26 5
An 11 year old shouldn't have a laptop. The majority of them aren't responsible enough yet. If you want it to stop, give up on the parental controls & take that laptop away from him and punish him. He shouldn't even know what **** is at that age. This is your fault.
cf1313 6
If you dont want him to watch **** then just track what he does and take it away if he does again, and 11 isnt that young...
footcheezeez 16
My dad smashed my laptop for the same offence... at 16 years old. I bought that laptop with my money D;
inomcupcakes 7
You can't stop them once they started. Just wait until he's 14.
AliciaMeow 12
11 year olds shouldn't have laptops.
EvilManiac13 13
Leave the kid alone, I started watching **** at 12 and I turned out fine. I've never even had sex and **** is how I learned about the birds and the bees. He's normal (even tho there is no such thing), let him be.
how_to_implode 17
Besides the fact that a penis occasionally enters a ******, **** is a completely inaccurate depiction of sex.
XxQuartersxX 14
Hes an 11 year old boy. Let him watch ****. Its normal. If theres no **** the only other option is the real thing. Which would you prefer he partake in?
jixiekat 14
you are a horrible parent