Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML
Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party, but when I went to it, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I tried on a pair of pants in a dressing room and they didn’t fit. However, my period came suddenly and left a massive bloodstain, so I had to buy them anyway. In case you’re wondering, the pants were white, the cashier was male and cute, and he definitely noticed. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
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RiiOT09 9
shitty situation? but seriously that's really nasty and unfortunate
Tuesdays76 0
I hate when that happens!
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RiiOT09 9
shitty situation? but seriously that's really nasty and unfortunate
L3Paparazzo 7
People would do anything not to pay
snowbird123 3
seriously
Geekstazz8 4
lol. That's pretty poopy.
xxxInsanexxx 9
Classy woman. >.<
therealjrkill 0
ahaha i get it shitty situation :b
victorujkic 0
i love it
FarSide 23
Well why would anyone want to buy a pair of shit-filled pants?
overthelimit 3
this woman probably thinks shes hot shit but she really just left one in a pair of pants she doesnt own.
uncbballwins 0
14 - I'm going to Alta this winter ftw
marijuanasmoker4 3
I wonder if those jeans will end up in the irregular bin...
elephantday12 0
like I've broken a button on a pair of pants to big and I still confessed up and bought them.
fatgirllovesfml 0
I always do that!! it's the new trend now..jeez people, u gotta be more up to date on these stuff.
krazyvato 0
I'm lil wayne
forgettingsunday 0
77, I don't think anyone gives a shit.
skaterpaige 3
kiinda what i was thinkin;)
omgwtfbbq69 5
shit happens...
rallets 23
i c wut u did thar 129 -_-
Garyy_fml 11
116 Shut the **** up. lil wayne sucks Ass. All he sings about is "eating pussy" and money. Try listening to some real rap.
Tuesdays76 0
I hate when that happens!
tsim_fml 0
did it happen to youu?
LOLbomb 1
Where did she think she was at? Payless?
realfigueroa 1
lol at the pic 32. I APPROVE
maz255 10
32 wheres the ryhme in your comment?
IMveryHUNGRY 3
103 that's what I was thinkin..
wmsdubstep 6
What are pants over there? Underwear or trousers/jeans etc. cause if they're underwear, pretty sure you can't try on underwear and return them just incase you have a STI. (I'm from UK, Birmingham)
RiiOT09 9
trousers/jeans is what we mean
Pokeemon 3
maybe she was lactose unfavorable
superrnovaa 7
103-Win :D
SeaMen 3
103- I don't get it???
likeabaws 0
how often does that happen to you?!?! 0_o
canadian_ftw 8
just a question, why is this under the love category...?
kyleinsane 0
why are you ugly?
JesseOhNine 0
why are you a jerk
Sirin_fml 47
Whoops, fixed. Fixed like the above comment.
Eggers 2
13- will you go out with me?
Sirin_fml 47
Christ no.
TylerX 0
That's a damper on his day.
Tuesdays76 0
I do hope you were kidding 36.
Tuesdays76 0
36 actually:/
agaba 0
cuz love is shitty haha
FarSide 23
Cause there isn't a Shit category.
FarSide 23
Because there isn't a Shit Category??
abbi96x 0
36- this isn't a dating site..
PeteyPablo12308 20
At 68: By now I think there should be a "shit" category on FML! Lmfao. I mean, there are quite a few FMLs about messy bodily fluids/functions...
ADub55 0
maybe she loved those pants
HoneyMarie123 0
That's terrible! And funny. Haha I can't imagine how embarrassing that'd be.
number1beaner 0
haha talk about leaving shit stains and streaks
number1beaner 0
she thought it was going to be a fart but she sharted
xxxlauraxxx 0
sHxt not again. lmao jk ew Fyl Op. but hey it coulda Been worse...
JesseOhNine 0
how could it be worse?
xxxlauraxxx 0
the person could have shitted two pair of jeans . XD
4XxXo_OxXx4 0
use your imagination.
xxxlauraxxx 0
O_O
xxxlauraxxx 0
ok well in normal stores it's banned to try on underwear. I mean like really think about it.k? great bye.
xxxlauraxxx 0
ok. ur point is? ur really cool. like really, like I'm jealous of you right now u insignifcant moron . idgaf cuz u would know.
xxxlauraxxx 0
americentric? really now? ur sooo cool. alright I c u doing big things. :) LMAO moron
Sirin_fml 47
@xxxlauraxxx: Are you high? Please try not picking random fights with our users in the comments section; it makes you look insecure and lowers everybody's IQ score.
realfigueroa 1
I'm movin to Switzerland now. I hate not finding the perfect pair of underwear by not trying them on!
xxxlauraxxx 0
I'm obviously not high if I'm here. neither am I any of those things r u fukin kiddin me? r u not readin da bullshit she / he w.e started like rlly.? bye. -.-
daminantion 14
kayak, last I checked you aren't legally allowed to "try on" underwear, due to hygienic reasons. I don't want to buy underwear worn by ten different people lol
Lauinater 4
you suck man....
elainelovesyou 7
Oh, that's nice.
jordanprodigy023 0
Damnn what a pooper
deputy_g 5
were the pants brown at least? lmao
Scalabrine44 0
you got those underwear at Walmart!!
Monikabug 9
OH NO! CHEAP UNDIES! If only he had saved up a few extra dollars and then went to Target. :(
deputy_g 5
I did get them at Target
sepdps 0
lmfao. sucks to work where you do
Livinia 11
Classy.