Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Comments (164)
interesting33 37
Could you try talking to him about it? :)
jla345 0
What needs to happen is an open discussion between the boy and his parents. Watching **** at his age especially, is quite unhealthy. Most **** on the internet lacks any intimacy or mutual respect and pleasure. It is increasingly violent and degrading towards women, it is making hate, not love.
Evgeny2222 11
Are you serious? Respect in ****? **** makes hate? WTF are you talking about? The only thing **** makes is fap.
meegal 12
Found the feminist. but seriously, you're really over analyzing ****. You're looking for things that just aren't there. **** isn't bad, it's a way for people to let out their sexual frustrations without sexually assaulting others.
Cleu 12
I believe there was actually a study where watching **** a while each day is good for you since it helps boost hormones.
withered 30
**** can be "good". IF watching it is mandatory. If you abuse it it has serious bad consequences.
SimplyMaria_21 3
why does an eleven year old even have a laptop ?!?!
SexPot143 13
Take it lock it up and dont give it back
MakinMills 12
Maybe he was doing research and it popped up!
malow90 3
I'm not condoning a minor observing pornographic material. However, I think censorship is stupid. Stop letting your kid's computer do the teaching for him by trying to block stuff. If you were any kind of a good parent, you would sit down with him and actively teach him right and wrong. Knowledge is power, and the only way to achieve respectable maturity, is to actually teach your kid not let the computer do it for him.
theangrypeach 6
while that sucks, I have to say there's no sense fighting it. he is at a curious age and with the power of the internet, he's gonna find it no matter what you do. I suggest just reminding the kid that these are people with feelings too, and not to get the idea of using people.
ShawnieMichael 2
Router block or go to your internet service provider website: log in: go to the content page and you can also put website block on ****. SIMPLE
benhemon 4
#238 - Because the one thing you want to establish is a direct connection between sexual gratification (****) and spanking. Sounds exactly like what you'd want to do if you're the kind of person who objects to adolescent boys watching ****.
Makaze 12
Why does he have a laptop?
onorexveritas 24
he probably downloaded it
aisthecoolest 8
Why would somebody download it. As if history isn't hard enough to cover up