NiquetChrome
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Nickname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
Oh no
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Anonymous
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML
elliebellie
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
It'll be a Vlog next
Today, my husband forgot to log out of his laptop. Out of curiosity, I checked what was on the screen. It turns out he has his own blog where he shares all the intimate details about our sex life. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Sadmom
United States
Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
Kay
Nagari, India 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Dana
Today, I told my son if he wanted the new internet password he had to clean his room. I then caught him disconnecting my laptop from the internet. Turns out he changed the password months ago and now if I want the new password he wants £50. I ended up paying. I'm actually proud of the sneaky sod. FML
dadisgoatboy
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
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RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
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HockeyGal1107 14
Awkward...
ohgeejosee 19
He couldn't even clean it off before his own mother touched it... How distasteful! Lol.
persianjr 15
That's why it's funny..
HockeyGal1107 14
Thanks for letting me know. I had no idea, Sir. (:
persianjr 15
Sir, if you had known, and it had appeared to be such an obvious fact, why did you post it for everyone to see. This is called stupidity .
HockeyGal1107 14
My username is HockeyGAL which seems to imply that I am a girl. So calling me Sir was kind of silly.
ColtonStecher 12
Kinda obvious #40
XxDevilxXGt 26
I'm a bit skeptical as to what the substance is considering semen isn't sticky after it's dried off. It's a crusty solid. It's not like maple syrup or soda, which is probably what it is. Sorry to ruin the dirty fun everyone, let's all go home now, pack it up.
Ameel_fml 19
To be fair, it's probably just food. Unless the OP's son is generally a dirty/messy person, it's unlikely he was jizzing straight onto the keyboard because that's both gross and might wreck the keys.
lambda_fml 40
He just spilt some of his Coke ;-)
ElementaryEdGuy 18
Soda or food is more than likely what left the sticky effect, if she meant the keys were sticky to the touch, for semen would no longer be sticky. If she meant that the keys were getting stuck, then the laptop likely gets constant use and some of the springs have misaligned. That happens pretty often with college students. In fact, the one I'm on right now had it happen, too.
itsgen 16
Bands make her dance
IamBunghole 9
Who even just leave it on there? Or gets it on there in the first place? I mean, he could at least wipe it off.
annie_nk 23
I wonder the same thing. Men could at least aim into a $2 sock instead of a $600 laptop.
Zimmington 21
Still not applicable as it would dry up and "crust" what's on the keyboard is likely food or drink... *also not speaking from experience*
beserker81 12
He must be pretty hardcore
annoyedperson 25
thank you Cathrine obvious
RainbowDashie140 12
He needs to stop dipping his fingers in syrup.
vampirapaige 11
Yep. That's why…
TourettesGuyFTW 26
It IS why.
shadowsorel 15
He also needs to stop going to ILovePancakes.com.
theawkwardlife 21
And his browsing history was obviously Google searches for how to get the syrup stains off his keyboard.
FML_Whale 18
He just likes the idea of breakfast in bed.
zandalee 20
Damn! Craving pancakes with maple syrup now!
Ian7890 23
use some wipes on it?
tehhboss 6
Shut up meg.
ApollosMyth 22
42- I was not expecting that at all. Thanks to you I got my desk messy. Never drink juice while reading comments.
Bubbelz 25
112 - Don't forget to clean your desk and hands after that or you'll cause another FML.
BlueFlatts 20
142 - Honestly, I'd wear gloves because I wouldn't want to cum anywhere near that nastiness.
Pstraka6 20
I guess you're stuck in s sticky situation too having to talk to him about this
botanistjessica 24
Wut?
sikunt89_fml 16
Talk about what? He is 23 and it's his laptop... he can do what he wants.
GodPart2 20
Not necessarily OP, could be pizza droppings, ketchup, ice cream... Give your kid the benefit of doubt
glompable 19
Exactly what I was thinking..
greenfishbait 19
Yeah I don't fap on my keyboard, but I have spilled icecream, pop, juice, etc on it, which definitely made it gross. Just because his keyboard is sticky doesn't necessarily mean he's been fapping onto it, he could just be messy in a more innocent sense.
AnimeBitch 14
Nah, it's funnier this way.
ajeppsen 25
Either way he is a grown man. It is none of OPs business if he consults Professor Jerkoff on his laptop.
SuperPotato 7
Agreed, I mean, who jerks ONTO their keyboard, especially on a laptop, which can't be replaced unless you buy a whole new one.
Slasher15987 8
Jerkov* 116
ajeppsen 25
Actually, a laptop keyboard can be replaced. It's surprisingly easy too.
kpo1991 10
Who the hell would actually fap on to their keyboard?! That's just odd...
DocBastard 40
What's long, hard, brown, and sticky? A stick.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
A bear covered in honey.
annie_nk 23
A tootsie roll.
ColtonStecher 12
A Tootsie roll isnt very long
Lizardgirl 7
chocolate
ohgeejosee 19
I was going to comment, giving the most obvious thing at first, but then I was like, "that's gross, I won't." So I'll give another answer:) A black mans penis after unprotected sex.
coversquirrel 8
65- it is if its one of the regular ones instead of the mini ones
j_cat187 20
Or the double wide king tootsie.
SuperPotato 7
What's long, hard and full of seamen? A ship
monkeyy100 15
Maybe it was something else...
Tupelo_Honey 30
Are you sure it wasn't sticky from...ah, hell, never mind....you know why the keyboard was sticky and so do I!!
BellaBelle_fml 23
Are you sure you know?
flamegrilled123 3
I guess maple syrup is really hard to clean...