Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
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Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Sillydeadperson 17
They'll always find a way. Believe me, they will.
xbox2king 6
Oh how this issue happens alot. The solution to the problem? Take his computer the first time you caught him watching ****. Buy a desktop and put it where he can be watched at all times. My grandmother did that for me, and bought me the grainiest laptop so that I couldn't access the Internet. We even do the same to my sister, I don't even let her use my own computer unless I'm in my room to make sure she doesnt go on sites she shouldn't be on. You should try it sometime!
umyeahh 13
Take away the laptop.
chuckcloninger 12
He would have just lost the use of a laptop in my house. If he needed it for homework it would be done in front of me. Also call the parents of friends he spends time with at their houses and warn them and suggest they keep a close eye on him and their children. If they don't want him around their kids it's too bad. He earned it.
elrcastor 8
btw you'll never manage to out do a 11 year old, revoke the computer entirley
hahafmls 8
I have yet to see a comment questioning why this 11 year old is watching **** at all? Shouldn't he be out on the jungle gym with his little 11 year old friends? Sure having the computer to begin with is a bit much for such a young kid, but come on OP. If he's watching ****, I think you're doing something wrong.
musiciangirl591 16
11 is like 5th-6th grade... i'm surprised that people are ok with this
abu4u 26
Children these days... They understand the Internet better than their parents.
Ziggy122 15
1.) Why the hell does an 11-year-old need a laptop? I didn't get my own computer until I was 18. 2.) Once a boy discovers ****, nothing's gonna come between him and the ****. It's harmless, really, just so long as you eventually give him the birds and the bees talk about respecting women and all that jazz... It does strike me as a little odd that he's already discovered **** as young as 11, but sexual urges are a normal part of life...
kemando 22
Boys will be boys.
Anumayis 34
I don't see the problem here. just let the kid watch some ****. he's 11, it's healthy.
ballpython 15
...and illegal.
Ziggy122 15
Hey, he's an adolescent boy! Yes, I'm surprised that he's discovered **** so young, but just so long as the OP makes sure to be a parent and teach him to respect women and make it clear that there's a huge difference between **** and real life, I don't see anything really wrong with it.
aisthecoolest 8
****'s not real???!? This changes my life! (lol kidding not THAT stupid)