Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML
Today, I borrowed my 23-year-old son's laptop. The sticky keyboard gave me a good idea of his browsing history. FML
Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's 12-year-old son while his dad was having an emergency procedure at the hospital. I walked into the den to see if he wanted to go out to dinner, only to find him watching Pornhub on my iPad. FML
Today, I had to teach my son to use private browsing because his porn keeps appearing in the search history. It worked, it’s no longer in the history, but he has added his favourite videos as tabs on the favourites bar. Either he’s a bigger idiot than I thought or he’s doing it on purpose. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
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ArielTheMermaid 17
Is it really necessary for an 11 year old to have his own personal laptop? And OP, unless he bought it himself, you have rights to take it away
TorisaurusRexxx 10
#1, there are many things that could be done to stop him. Snap his computer in half. Turn off the Internet router. Stab him, light him on fire, and dump his body behind McDonalds. Or simply just take the computer away.
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Comments (164)
shieldthestral 5
There's nothing wrong with it (apart from the legal side of things) teenage boys - usually 11+ need these sorts of things to satisfy their hormones during puberty. It's either **** or a son at 15... Just let him watch it and wack off. It's no big deal, almost every male on the surface of the earth does it.
Lomus 24
#284, teenagers don't need **** to not have kids, a lot of them can get it done without any.
aisthecoolest 8
Smartest statement on this site. Well done good sir!
musiciangirl591 16
11? isn't that a little young to be having your own computer or watching ****?
pmadNess 16
Kids these days... You need to be tricky to outsmart them sometimes
Lomus 24
11-year-olds should not be watching ****.
epicbeast129 6
Just take it away from him! He's 11!
Sir_Swaggington 6
I can't believe some people are pissed because an eleven year old has a laptop. Laptops aren't exactly a luxury anymore, this isn't 1998. They start at like 300 bucks now. He could've gotten it as a present for being a good student for all we know. Computers are actually necessary for being a good student seeing as teachers nowadays assign an ungodly amount of work and want nearly all of it typed. It's easy to say that he can use his parents' computer, but we don't know how often they need theirs. Perhaps my opinion is biased because my middle school teachers LOADED us with work, claiming it was high school/college preparation, so I really needed my own computer. Staying up until 3 AM was something I did several times a week. I'm 19 now and I haven't seen that much work since. *happy dance* I also have the same laptop I got when I was 12 or 13, so it proved to be a good investment lol. /rant
mimaayyy 7
Thats what you get for giving and 11 year old BOY his own laptop. obviously hes gonna be interested in sex..its the 21st century.
KageKaldaka 6
Sounds like what I used to do when I was that age at my grandmas, where I was unsupervised and on the Internet late at night...oh how much trouble I would have avoided had I known how to delete the browsing history back then...
keidus324 6
Instead of taking his computer and putting blocks on it, try TALKING to him about it. I know it sounds cheesy but he's gonna keep looking at **** until you talk to him about it.
vaulter007 2
Why does an 11 year old boy feel the need to watch ****???