Today, my son shaved his eyebrows. Two days ago, I caught my 10-year-old daughter watching porn. I'm totally winning at parenting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML
Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Today, I caught my young son watching porn so, not wanting to give him a warped view of sex and love, I was giving him the proper sex talk when my religious mother walked in, realised what we were talking about, and started screaming about sin and hell and diseases, and he ran off crying. FML
Today, I asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML
Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Now your daughter is going to tell your son what else needs to be shaved.
xx000o 27
Just wait till next week.
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Comments (35)
AzariusStar01 26
Kids do weird things as they have little experience in the world, and it wouldn't be the first time a kid has done either of those things at their ages. Hopefully when they're older it'll all be things you can laugh about with them
xx000o 27
Just wait till next week.
RichardPencil 32
Now your daughter is going to tell your son what else needs to be shaved.
Atmey 5
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<p>Did she like it? why was she watching anyway?</p>
revolvearoundme 15
<p>WTF?</p>
cocacola999 27
<p>Pedobear alert...</p>
Emiweb 9
<p>'Did she like it?' - you know you sound like a pervert, right? </p>
emiliuxx_demon 2
WOW WELL THAT SUCKS ?
heyLaddieHey 18
<p>If your son wants to shave his own eyebrows, oh well. Nows a good time to talk about consequences of actions.</p> <p>Daughter needs sex talk. Lay on the "**** is not real life" heavily &often for the next few months. Bam, done.</p>
dabomsht123 3
Ahh the joys of parenting!! How old is your son OP? Just wait more fun to come.
Riko-Zhang 1
<p>Maybe your daughter will talk with you about sexy plot next week.</p>
brianna1494 27
Little suspicious that you want to know if a 10 year old likes watching ****.
iamscott 16
You have got one ****** up mind, #4...