Today, the only girl I'm friends with deleted my comment off of her profile because she was too embarrassed that people would see we were friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Pissed off
Today, I'd thought I was somewhat friends with a girl, the only person I actually talked to outside of school, but after overhearing a discussion I think she may actually have restricted me on Instagram, because I've "always pissed me off anyway." FML
Not you
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Judge and jury
Today, I posted a picture to Snapchat about being depressed. My close friend, who I share most things with, made fun of my post. That's the last time I share anything with her. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Outcast
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Log out
Today, my friend accidentally left her Facebook logged onto my computer after she left my house. I looked on her Facebook and found a very long message between her and my other friends talking about how much they hate me. FML
Today, I realized one of my best friends was only friends with me because I would take her shopping, spoil her regularly, and help her out financially. She moved to another province and only contacted me whenever she wanted money. After I refused a couple of times, she deleted me on Facebook. FML
Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML
Top comments
arms_akimbo 0
Guess she's not much of a friend no more.
REFLEXED 7
Lol because you want your profile to be cleaner than the hand you are using to wack off with in your picture?
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Comments (43)
arms_akimbo 0
Guess she's not much of a friend no more.
katie489 0
wowwwww the girl is not a bitch. hahahah
what_the_fail 0
Yeah she is a bitch. The kids probably gonna kill himself now cause of her.
averageirishman 0
Katie=BITCH no one actually likes you katie
TheImaginarySong 16
She sounds like a bitch
sh33zy 0
the girl is actually the girl about me
Carlie_McCartney 1
aw, I'm sorry, OP. but look at her (*ahem* that profile pic...)...do you really want that to be your only friend? I'm sure there are tons of other people willing to be your friend that won't delete your comments...look at all the commenters here! :D don't feel alone<3
katie489 0
haha i deleted your comment for a reason, and u know why hha
REFLEXED 7
Lol because you want your profile to be cleaner than the hand you are using to wack off with in your picture?
xyeshi 0
awwwwwwwwwwww :(
LoLoLo_fml 0
Man I hope you meet new people soon, sucks to only know jerks.
katie489 0
Haha wow thanks shel. Everyone thinks I'm such an asshole.
what_the_fail 0
You are katie. Its people like you who make kids like him commit suicide. I suggest you go fall into a river full of geese shit and drown.
averageirishman 0
I second that motion... bitch.
dcd237 0
aww ive done this seeing this on here makes me feel really bad but then again it was an embarrassing comment but still :[
idc_fml 0
sorry sweetie, but if she deleted your comment she isnt your friend.
TEAZO 0
ill be your friend XD that sucks well girls are bitches happy to say well not all but most lol.