illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Top comments
amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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lherman 0
ugh i fee
ThanksKarma 0
From reading all the responses it seems like the only way to get him off you is to gain an incredible amount of weight and stop bathing. You never hear of people kidnapping morbidly obese people. It's just way too much to deal with and there is no way you will fit into a carryon bag. Other than that you seem like you are screwed. Try that number one of the responders posted a few pages up.
cheerchic1994123 0
you too??
anothersuicide 0
there's this new thing..I believe it's called a BJ. I heard tht with this exclusive technology you can hav your man begging for mercy in no time.
Lilbabynid3 3
restraining order??
jose18 3
restraining order and a gun
jose1760 1
tell him you have super AIDS..
Watermelonswagg 4
Dying??
ivyelizabeth 0
the exact same thing happened to me. The "over emotional, suicidal, I love you even though we just met, over protective, controlling" boyfriend. I feel ya girl:/
eat_iit_fml 4
I don't know if you two live together but you can move away without telling him where you are while is not home.