illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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Comments (359)
kay729 7
restraining order. or the easy solution break up with im
HykariRYU 3
I'm surprised that there is more "I agree your life sucks" than "you deserved it" because he is probably psycho because of you.
Theguy614 0
if your hot ill get rid of him for you :)
decidedlyvague 11
Kill him first! buahahhahahaahahahaahhhaha
fluffysponges 0
Gun, man.
southcalidude 0
wow that sucks girl i feel for ya
TheJosh90 0
Um, give him a roofie and while hes dazin, take him to another girls house and get her to take pictures. Then accuse him of cheating. If that doesnt work then youre on your own
daevilmatt 0
just act like an epi bitch
TheLiftedLife 0
**** Him Up :PKick Him In The Balls And Then Knee Him In The Head :D
1234miagirl 4
you could put a restraining order on him but dont say anything till its final