illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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scdragon 0
they are called cops, tell them he is dangerous and you fear for your life
iilovecokee 6
Well, you could try and scare him away? Maybe start off by making your one eye twitch during a conversation. Excuse your self midpoint in the convo and start arguing with your self in a different room, make sure he hears you. Write passive-aggressive notes from yourself to yourself. Place them all over your apartment especially one on the ceiling, TV remote and maybe on the bottom of one of your shoes (wear the shoes with the note attached). Giggle whenever at whatever all the time. THEN to top it off, let him catch you starring at him with an angry smile face >: ) ( much more threatening in real life)
CurlyChica808 4
tell him your a lesbian and have a friend he doesn't know act as your new gf, I hope it works:)
l0ve_can_hurt 0
this is the only post I've ever read on here that worries me. if you feel he is capable of harming or even killing you it is of vital importance that you notify the police as such so that there is no doubt should something occur. best to you!!!
CODNERD 0
shes from the phillipines, its like china down there, GAY
dansco 25
Call the police or a hit man lol
itslife21 0
lmfaooooooooo *
insanity456 0
that happened to me. except I was sure he was gonna kill himself
daydreamer244 13
I heard something like this on the news the ex got mad so he killed the girl and now he's in jail. situations like these r crazy so it'd b best to move to Africa change ur name and number. tht shud solve it :)
mrrossh 3
Yup, I dated women who are like that - I don't date anymore.
CurlyChica808 4
^^yes