Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
Today, I somehow have both crippling depression and a fear of death. Please end me, but don't. FML
Today, while driving to work, I really took in the scenery. Not for the beauty, but for the practicality and access for the best place to commit suicide. I disregarded one place because it would be too hard to wash away the blood. At least when I'm suicidal, I'm thoughtful about it… FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I admitted to my SO that I wanted to kill myself. They told me it was abusive to tell them that, and claimed I was just using it as a tool to control them. What they don't know is I attempted it by overdosing the other day. FML
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mindy12182 17
Get yourself to a counselor that's what I did when I had realized I was trying to figure out how to do it and be found soon enough that my pets wouldn't starve or suffer.
genuinegoodguy 9
Please seek qualified help urgently.
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Comments (26)
Charlie Given 28
Please go get some help I've been where your at it's not a healthy state of mind to dwell in. Suicide is never the answer it leaves a wake of destruction with family, friends and co-workers. and might lead to someone you love doing the same thing, good luck OP and find someone to help you
mindy12182 17
Get yourself to a counselor that's what I did when I had realized I was trying to figure out how to do it and be found soon enough that my pets wouldn't starve or suffer.
genuinegoodguy 9
Please seek qualified help urgently.
EmmaMK 35
Beautiful people are beautiful on the inside. We are all different, it would be boring if we were all the same. Deep breath in, and say “I’ve got this! I can handle this!” Now go a make a positive impact, no matter how small, even stoke a pet. You got this!!!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Suicides probably not the answer. But I definitely know the answer to the question you asked yourself.
LouiseJane 1
Please message me if you need to talk to someone!
namine120409 42
Ditto
CA91 9
please see professional help asap! Message me in the mean time, if you would like
RichardPencil 32
Go to a Trump rally and try to make everyone put on masks and socially distance. Make sure you wear your AOC '24 T-shirt.
jfigley 5
haha thats funny...
mandymoo78 22
Please, please find someone to talk to. If you’re in the USA call the hotline number. They are there 24/7 and are trainings to help. 1-800-273-8255
mandymoo78 22
Please, please find someone to talk to. If you’re in the USA call the hotline number. They are there 24/7 and are trainings to help.