illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
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amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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metalhead5564 0
Act disgusting and maybe don't shower for a week so that HE breaks up with YOU. There. Problem solved! :P
futbol4eva 0
welcome to the club
LASERZ7 4
flee the country and change ur name
Adamakm 0
Gross him out by saying shit turns you on. Just shit in a cup and ask him to eat it. problem solved
spanky2 0
don't do anything evasive!!!!! any sudden or drastic change in behavior will be a red flag and be dangerous! your actions need to suddle and almost untraceable if you are unable to make a full break from him and the area. faking an std or acting gross could alert him to your actions and cause him to retaliate against you. best bet is to make a full and complete break if possible and have people with you, even if you plan on leaving while he is not there incase he unexpectedly returns. if you can't do that, be weiry of any changes in ur behavior, and his reactions too it. BE CAREFUL, however you try to end it.
kindlystfupls 0
Fake your own death! lol
bjankies 0
know what that's like, rough man.
AxeEffect 2
you're gonna get murdered!!!!!!!!
rottentomatoes 7
restraining order..
Shiya 3
Say you are HIV positive.