Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
Today, I had just got a milkshake with some friends. We were about to drive past my ex's house, so I thought it would be funny to throw the milkshake in his yard. Turns out, if you're going 50mph and try to throw a shake out the window, it comes right back at you. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, my son dropped a firecracker in my flour storage bin, probably thinking the pop would make flour go everywhere. I guess he’s never heard of a dust explosion because what he actually did was set fire to the flour, causing such a violent shockwave it blew the kitchen window out of the wall. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
It's been a while since I used this: you stupid bastard!
Crowned Sataness 12
are you stupid? that's not even funny as a teen prank. you know how many accidents you can cause and fires you can start. ****** idiot
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Comments (5)
JackWood 21
That's a hard lesson but one you don't repeat
poopface82 25
Please go forth, bonk your head on a hardback book and don’t do it again.
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's been a while since I used this: you stupid bastard!
Crowned Sataness 12
are you stupid? that's not even funny as a teen prank. you know how many accidents you can cause and fires you can start. ****** idiot
JuneBleeds4 20
Future Darwin Award candidate right here, folks.