illenram06
Philippines
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Hyde Park, United States
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Anonymous
Appearance matters
Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
Foolish
Los Altos, United States
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
theawfulpresent
Germantown, United States
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
HelpPlease
San Francisco, United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Top comments
amrik 11
sell him
seeunexttuesdays 6
it's called a gun.
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perkzoi69 0
I had the same issue but it was more like how do I get rid of him with him killing himself, what a nightmare.
Jazmine16 0
had the same problem lol
nickdeuel 0
I'm doing the same thing except with my girlfriend
CTM0 3
the police
Itsthetruth 0
well, there's always suicide
rachey303 0
been there done that it sucks im sorry
blackwidow5 0
why are people saying you deserved it?
FMLaddict11 6
Call the police until they listen, don't piss him off, and get out ASAP.
CurlyChica808 4
get him to dump you: -cry. ALOT. -embarrass him publicly -disrespect his parents -eat all his food -keep tampons, pads, lip gloss, romance novels, etc in his car -call him foofie-kins -demand that he has to spend every second of every day with you -never wear makeup, do your hair, or look good around you -make him Eskimo kiss you infront of his friends -scream 'WHY ARE YOU CHECKING HER OUT?!?!?!' whenever he looks at a girl -talk in a baby voice -have him come home with his friends to you in sweats on the couch, eating a giant tub of ice cream and crying over a romance movie on tv AND IF ALL THAT DOESN'T WORK: -confess to him that your a lesbian and get a friend he doesn't know and introduce her as your girlfriend. good luck
CODNERD 0
shes from the phillipines, thats regular to them
FruitCakeSally 0
I know a way to get rid of him with out dying, but it involves him dying.